The Next Bond Should Be

[Tecumsehsbones]

Canadian.

Why not? They've had an Englishman, a Scot, a Welshman, and an Irishman. Ireland's not even part of the Commonwealth!

 

[petros]

A Newf...

Bond....James Jesus Bond B'y.

 

[spaminator]

Canadian.

Why not? They've had an Englishman, a Scot, a Welshman, and an Irishman. Ireland's not even part of the Commonwealth!

there was a scene which alluded that he might be gay. we have the perfect candidate.

 

[Blackleaf]

Boris Johnson.

 

[Ron in Regina]

A Newf...

Bond....James Jesus Bond B'y.

That would be awesome!! Then every time he says something they could just subtitle it so people could understand what he saying.

i’m picturing a heavy heavy accent like the special teams coach from “The Waterboy”.

 

[Ron in Regina]

 

[petros]

That would be awesome!! Then every time he says something they could just subtitle it so people could understand what he saying.

i’m picturing a heavy heavy accent like the special teams coach from “The Waterboy”.

007 Screeched In

Ya's mays wells poots yer goons downs. Ya ain'ts gittin off da rock alive b'y Jesus.

 

[petros]

A strange welcome in Canada

Getting ‘screeched in’, which turns a visitor into an honorary Newfoundlander, involves doing jigs with an ugly stick, kissing a codfish and a shot or two of rum.

www.bbc.com

 

[The_Foxer]

It's obvious who it should be.

Red Green is the only practical choice. "I'm a man. But i can save England. If i have to. I guess." He's the only man who can save Queen and Country with an irate beaver and a roll of duct tape.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Sacha Baron Cohan? He would have the accent correct….& no he doesn’t have the repertoire of costumes that Justin Trudeau does….he can convincingly play a variety of roles…

 

[Jinentonix]

There's only one person who can fill that role next; Vin Diesel.....

 

[The_Foxer]

There's only one person who can fill that role next; Vin Diesel.....

Maybe him and green could do a teamup? We could call them Red Diesel! They tax the bad guys but nobody taxes them!

 

[Jinentonix]

Maybe him and green could do a teamup? We could call them Red Diesel! They tax the bad guys but nobody taxes them!

Red Green would play Q.

 

[spaminator]

Canadian.

Why not? They've had an Englishman, a Scot, a Welshman, and an Irishman. Ireland's not even part of the Commonwealth!

wonder if he will say eh at the end of sentences? eg. bond, james bond, eh.

 

[The_Foxer]

wonder if he will say eh at the end of sentences? eg. bond, james bond, eh.

I'm Jamie Bond, eh? Double-oh-4.95 american.

 

[Blackleaf]

there was a scene which alluded that he might be gay. we have the perfect candidate.
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James Bond gay? He seems to bed a lot of women.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

James Bond gay? He seems to bed a lot of women.

Denial.

 

[Jinentonix]

I heard in the next James Bond movie he transitions from a male to a female.
They're gonna call it 'Cocktopussy'.

 

[Ron in Regina]

I heard in the next James Bond movie he transitions from a male to a female.
They're gonna call it 'Cocktopussy'.

Get that US College swimmer to play bond then. 6’4” & identifies as a woman or female.