Tornadoes hit Wales and Midlands

Curious Cdn

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Tornadoes are caused by the wind ricocheting off a mountain range, then travelling to another mountain range and ricocheting off that, then travelling to another mountain range and ricocheting off that and then going back to the original mountain range, thus forming a big circle, and the wind keeps going round and round and round and round and getting faster and faster and faster and narrowing and narrowing and narrowing until it forms a tornado.

We get tornados around here and there ain't no mountains, man. We do have gigantic fresh water lakes. Maybe,those big waves make the wind ricochet.
 

Blackleaf

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... and the nearest little ones are a few hundred miles downwind. The nearest mountains UPWIND, from whence our weather comes, are well over 2,000 miles away.

Birmingham isn't near any mountains, but that got hit by tornadoes several years ago.
 

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The tornadoes probably travelled there from the Pennines or the Brecon Beacons.

... which are pretty close. The montains that theotically would make our tornados are as far from us as Moscow is from you.

Maybe, just maybe, there is another cause.
 

Curious Cdn

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Don't be silly. Moscow is 2010.7 miles away from here.

So are the Rocky Mountains. There are no mountains of any description in Ontario, nor up wind to us in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or most of Alberta. They are over 2000 miles away and yet, we still manage to get killer tornadoes.

P.S. Buy yourself a globe or a good atlas. That little speck on zero longitude is the UK. Superimpose that speck on any part of Canada and you might get an idea of the scalar differences between us.
 

Curious Cdn

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That's certainly not true.


Actually, dipshyte, there are no mountains, here. That is why we use nuclear in Ontario to generate electricity .. not nearly enough hydro potential. Most of our hydro generation is from the height difference between Lake Erie and Lake Ontario. There are no big rises of land, here just a few little bumps here and there.

You are talking out of your ****, yet again, eh?
 

Blackleaf

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Actually, dipshyte, there are no mountains, here.

 

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In the bush near Sudbury
Stinson and McVities on Wahnapitei River haven't generated power in years - but they're OPG and have to be maintained. Ontario CHOSE the nukes over water if only to be a braggart