The Truth About Hillary's Bizarre Behavior
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Good point! What disqualifying medical ailment do I have? Believe me, my doctor says I am in the best physical condition. 103 percentile of best humans alive on planet Earth. No need to count how many times I nod my head or open my eyes. I have a note from my doctor that says I nod at exactly the correct rate, and my eyes are hydrated effectively for perfect vision.
You can't tell me your nod count?
Did you just say Hillary keeps her nod count secret? Do you want to be put in a basket full of deplorables?
Did you just say Hillary keeps her nod count secret? Do you want to be put in a basket full of deplorables?
no Problem Corduroy
You are likely correct
(lol, if you only knew how I had to mangle my fingers to type that...
I'll prolly be still hitting them with a paper weight days from now )
It's hard to count your own nods. It's like being aware that you're blinking or breathing. You're too conscious of it. We need the medical experts at Pepe and Milo's Klan Bake and Funeral Home to suss it out.
I did. You OK? How many fingers am I holding up?
I have my release papers if that counts for anything. The whole staff waved goodbye. WTF does 'good riddance' mean anyway??? (not on my list of meds they gave me)
None, they are holding themselves up.
Are you telling me that you know your nod counts are acceptable but you do not know the actual count?
That's a symptom of sudden phalange disorder. Better get your security detail and whisk you away.
According to top medical experts, yes that is what I'm telling you.
I avoid bother like the plague. I asked the doctor if contracting the plague was advisable and he said no, hence my aversion to bother.
It's the rate at which my eyes are hydrated.