Ted Cruz: Can't touch this

Cliffy

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Tecumsehsbones

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Now that you're so busy creaming your jeans over Cruz, Walter, are you re-thinking your claim that Obama wasn't born in America and therefore ain't eligible to be President?

Or do you just not see the issue?
 

Curious Cdn

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Now that you're so busy creaming your jeans over Cruz, Walter, are you re-thinking your claim that Obama wasn't born in America and therefore ain't eligible to be President?

Or do you just not see the issue?
The plan is for an immediate and rapid annexation of Calgary by the US military before he is sworn in, therefore making his Presidency "legitimate". Based on what I have read on this forum, Alberta is crawling with quislings and he might just pull it off.
 

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The plan is for an immediate and rapid annexation of Calgary by the US military before he is sworn in, therefore making his Presidency "legitimate". Based on what I have read on this forum, Alberta is crawling with quislings and he might just pull it off.
Yay. Then we'd have another sticky-uppy-into-Canada part, like that little bit around Lake of the Woods.
 

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The plan is for an immediate and rapid annexation of Calgary by the US military before he is sworn in, therefore making his Presidency "legitimate". Based on what I have read on this forum, Alberta is crawling with quislings and he might just pull it off.
Full of quislings? Nah, that is just Boomer. He exaggerates a bit.
 

Curious Cdn

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And Alaska, but that's more of a sticky-downy part.

Fifty-four forty or fight, baby!

That's right! Oregon, too!

We had Detroit for a bit ( The commanding officer at the fort, there surrendered without firing a shot after he poopied his pants) but we took one look around and gave it back.

Nice music, tho.

Reminds me of that arrowhead that Canada has kind of pointing at Detroit and OH.

"That's no arrowhead, darlin'" he said in his manliest Mountie baritone.
 

AnnaG

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That's right! Oregon, too!

We had Detroit for a bit ( The commanding officer at the fort, there surrendered without firing a shot after he poopied his pants) but we took one look around and gave it back.

Nice music, tho.



"That's no arrowhead, darlin'" he said in his manliest Mountie baritone.
lol.
 

Curious Cdn

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Uh oh! We're making a terrible mess of Walter's shrine.

I'll sweep up a bit and leave a loaf of white sliced bread behind as an offering.