73 year old Raquel Welch

[Blackleaf]

Mr Dyson is your type?

But he has teeth,

No. Toothless women can suck like that appliance he's holding.

Dyson himself doesn't do much for me.

 

[petros]

You said you wanted Dyson to suck you or one of his vacuums? That's some strange autoeroticism.

Does he have dentures?

 

[EagleSmack]

It boils down to this...

Raquel Welch and attractive women are way out of BL's league. So he calls them ugly knowing he has a snowball's chance in hell of getting some cutie. It doesn't hurt calling them ugly... they wouldn't even care what he thought.

AND he says that toothless women are his preferred type... because that is what he gets.

Simple...

 

[hunboldt]

You said you wanted Dyson to suck you or one of his vacuums? That's some strange autoeroticism.

Does he have dentures?

PETROS!

That's edgy......

 

[BaalsTears]

It's even better at 20. Toothless birds suck like Dysons. I'd rather have a 20 year old sucking like a Dyson than a 73 year old.

Have you no shame?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Have you no shame?

Pretty clear you ain't been reading his posts.

She doesn't have the f*cked up pulled back eyes of heavy surgery. An example of that is Heather Locklear.

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&sourc...K9XTEBaH8_zC1Hkals9uRCAA&ust=1380170616980368

No, Locklear is an example of mediocre cosmetic surgery. Ms. Welch and Sophia Loren are examples of skilled (and expensive) cosmetic surgery. Locklear probably got hers done in California. You get what you pay for.

 

[shayanjameel08]

Not looking an old because of her charm and activeness...!