British cannibal's torture dungeon where he planned to eat CHILDREN revealed

[tay]

Would-be cannibal Portway had a child-sized coffin, steel cage and handcuffs locked in his horrifying hidden dungeon



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/geoffrey-portway-pictures-reveal-horrifying-2267126

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Most horrifying was the crate of bottles of HP sauce, clearly marked "Not for individual resale."

 

[Blackleaf]

I didn't know you can get HP sauce in America.

 

[EagleSmack]

Most horrifying was the crate of bottles of HP sauce, clearly marked "Not for individual resale."

lmao

 

[petros]

I didn't know you can get HP sauce in America.

And all the other whatsthishere sauces as well. That's about all we get here for UK products other than booze. Oh wait. Allsorts too and the new Samesorts. I like the Samesorts.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Walker's Crisps!

 

[WLDB]

Looks like he doesnt need any more food.

 

[Blackleaf]

Looks like he doesnt need any more food.

He looks like he likes his chips - with plenty of HP Brown Sauce smothered on them.

 

[petros]

Walker's Crisps!

They go well with fizzy drinks?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

They go well with fizzy drinks?

They go well with everything. Walkers Crisps leave Lay's in the dust.

 

[Blackleaf]

They go well with fizzy drinks?

They alright for when you're in the pub and you fancy some nibbles. All that beer drinking makes you hungry. If it's not Walkers Crisps I get on a Saturday in the pub with my mate it's a packet of Nobby's Nuts.

 

[EagleSmack]

They alright for when you're in the pub and you fancy some nibbles. All that beer drinking makes you thirsty. If it's not Walkers Crisps I get on a Saturday in the pub with my mate it's a packet of Nobby's Nuts.

I... I just don't know what to say.

 

[Blackleaf]

I... I just don't know what to say.

Nibble on Nobby's Nuts on a Saturday night. That's all I can say.

 

[petros]

They go well with everything. Walkers Crisps leave Lay's in the dust.

Better than Old Dutch?

Nibble on Nobby's Nuts on a Saturday night. That's all I can say.

Does he shave them?

 

[EagleSmack]

Does he shave them?

Oh I am f*ing laughing my azz off.

 

[Blackleaf]

Does he shave them?

Yeah, and then he coats them in a nice crunchy coating.

The Nobby's brand was introduced to the UK and Ireland in 2005, launching a distinctive range of nuts and crisps products targeting male consumers. The UK range is positioned as follows: "Fun, blokey and all about flavour, Nobby's is a range of Peanuts and Cashews that delivers straightforward satisfaction with a distinctive sense of humour."

MAN NUTS!!!!

 

[EagleSmack]

Yeah, and then he coats them in a nice crunchy coating.

Do you like to suck his nuts first or do you go right to nibbling?

 

[Blackleaf]

Do you like to suck his nuts first or do you go right to nibbling?

I like to suck the outer coating off first - which you can get in different flavours - which melts in your mouth, and then crunch the actual nuts inside.

 

[Zipperfish]

Good job by the cops on this one! Well done.

 

[petros]