Virgin Birth at Zoo
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Not really. Turkeys, Komodo dragons. etc have virgin births.
Note that I ahve left out all biblical references.
Note that I ahve left out all biblical references.
Locusts have virgin births?
I have heard of komodo dragons.
Bob and Ray The Komodo Dragon - YouTube
Well, Hunboldt might argue only one was needed; certainly a space saver.
I have heard of komodo dragons.
Bob and Ray The Komodo Dragon - YouTube
must of been, 2 in fact, everything fit on the ark
Well, Hunboldt might argue only one was needed; certainly a space saver.
I am not certain the prepositions should be "off" or "of." I thought John lived on locusts. Mind you, I am not a biblical scholar.John the Baptist lived off of Locusts....
I am, unfortunately, both a bad typist & not much of an expert on the sex life of locusts..
He did coat them in wild honey, AFAIR..
Hmmm- actually, the momma wasn't TECHNICALLY a virgin, as Alf the rogue male had been booted out of the Anteater cage.
Just a sex starved female....
"ROUND YON VIRGIN
Momma and pup
Holy anteater infant
laps lil ants up...."
I miss Xmas...
There was an anteater named Jane
Who remarked upon "Snakes on a Plane,"
"Those mothers all hissed
With no male in their midst,
But gave birth as I did all the same!"
Who remarked upon "Snakes on a Plane,"
"Those mothers all hissed
With no male in their midst,
But gave birth as I did all the same!"
Spring has come
Grass has Riz
Wondering where
Dem tasty ants iz....
Onanism is also an Old Testament idea.....
Onanism is also an Old Testament idea.....
For those unsure of what hunboldt meant by onanism, it is the immoral quieting of concupiscence.
There was no mention of insanity or hairy palms in the Wiki definition of onanism. Was the church lying to us?
Its prohibition by both priest and rabbi has more to do with seed spilt on barren ground contrary to divine will.
Mind you, the reference you make to hairy palms is based on the now discredited anthopological theory that onanism led to the petering out of the Neanderthal population, Crazy, eh?
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Rumours are rampant that Harrods for their spring fashions is pursuing a policy of collecting first-born male anteater pelts in the state of Connecticut.
Flee little Archie, flee! Seek refuge at the Zoo at Giza overlooking Cairo University.
Flee little Archie, flee! Seek refuge at the Zoo at Giza overlooking Cairo University.
