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Hell is empty; even Beelzebub is on vacation to warmer climes. I hear French Polynesia is heavenly. It is devilishly expensive though...

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History of the Devil: Buddhism

Quick hellish fact...
The English word hell and hole and hollow are etymologically related. Holland, for example, simply means low or hollow land. Mind you, Holland could also mean hellhole.
 
Dexter Sinister

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Holland's actually quite nice, I've been there twice and lived to tell the tale, and even had quite a good time there. And don't y'all know that Heaven is hotter than Hell? This from religioustolerance.org:

Isaiah 30:26 states: "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." One individual interpreted this passage as meaning that the radiation received by Heaven from the sun is 7 times 7 or 49 times as much as the earth does today. Added to that is the contribution of the moon which would equal the present amount that the earth receives from the sun. Thus Heaven would receive (49 + 1) or 50 times the radiation as the earth does today. The Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation links the temperature of an object with the amount of radiation received. It would predict that the temperature of heaven would be 498 degrees Celsius hotter than the earth is currently. Thus heaven would be about 525 ºC or 977 ºF.

Revelation 21:8 states "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." Brimstone is sulphur. In order for sulphur to be molten, its temperature must be at or below 444.6 ºC or 832 ºF.

Thus heaven is at least 80 ºC or 145 ºF hotter than Hell.
 
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Jeez, FP, you sure yak a lot about things that most probably hadn't existed before humans popped outta the woodwork a few hundred thousand years ago.

French Patriot said:
Not if you watched those clips.
Then you would know that they all represent different aspects of your psyche.

If, as Jesus says, the kingdom of God is within you, then where else could all the players be if not in your own mind.
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That's exactly where gods n goblins should be.

Can anything exist to you if you do not have a mind to comprehend them?
No.
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Really? Then that thing out in our back yard here doesn't really exist because you don't comprehend it. Funny, though, it sure seems solid enough. I don't comprehend women sometimes so I guess they flicker in and out of existence.
People didn't comprehend lightning, so I guess it didn't exist until the last 2 or 3 hundred years.
 
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Dexter Sinister said:
Holland's actually quite nice, I've been there twice and lived to tell the tale, and even had quite a good time there. And don't y'all know that Heaven is hotter than Hell? This from religioustolerance.org:

Isaiah 30:26 states: "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." One individual interpreted this passage as meaning that the radiation received by Heaven from the sun is 7 times 7 or 49 times as much as the earth does today. Added to that is the contribution of the moon which would equal the present amount that the earth receives from the sun. Thus Heaven would receive (49 + 1) or 50 times the radiation as the earth does today. The Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation links the temperature of an object with the amount of radiation received. It would predict that the temperature of heaven would be 498 degrees Celsius hotter than the earth is currently. Thus heaven would be about 525 ºC or 977 ºF.

Revelation 21:8 states "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." Brimstone is sulphur. In order for sulphur to be molten, its temperature must be at or below 444.6 ºC or 832 ºF.

Thus heaven is at least 80 ºC or 145 ºF hotter than Hell.
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You've been to the nether lands? Part of a dutch date? Still have your soul?

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If a dog could see a rainbow, what would it's reaction be?
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He'd shake his fur.
 
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As long as we're basing discussions on works of fiction... According to what I've seen on the Supernatural TV series, losing your soul turns you into a bit of a sociopath and that hasn't happened to me, so I presume my soul is still in place. It wasn't a dutch date, it was the end of a holiday in the U.K., hopped across the Channel to visit an old friend in Rotterdam for a long weekend. Actually we took a ferry from Hull, a lovely trip along England's east coast, I recommend it.
 
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