Attention idol worshipers of Godinabook. Satan is God’s Champion.

[Spade]

Dear Dexter,
I trust this letter finds you well. Nevertheless, I fear for your immortal soul. You seem to take pride in the fact that you have visited a nation the true name of which is buried in the occult. Is it Holland, the Netherlands, the Low Countries? Even its residents conceal the truth by preferring to be called Dutch. I am very troubled and will light a candle to shame your darkness.
I remain your servant,
Spade

 

[Goober]

Dear Dexter,
I trust this letter finds you well. Nevertheless, I fear for your immortal soul. You seem to take pride in the fact that you have visited a nation the true name of which is buried in the occult. Is it Holland, the Netherlands, the Low countries? Even its residents conceal the truth by preferring to be called Dutch. I am very troubled and will light a candle to shame your darkness.
I remain your servant,
Spade

Spade my dear cousin. You are no mans servant but everyone's friend.
And yes we all have souls.

Watch out for that rabid mouse. No not the one by the laptop. That mouse is a misnomer. The other has teeth, great big teeth.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

Dear Dexter,
I trust this letter finds you well. Nevertheless, I fear for your immortal soul. You seem to take pride in the fact that you have visited a nation the true name of which is buried in the occult. Is it Holland, the Netherlands, the Low Countries? Even its residents conceal the truth by preferring to be called Dutch. I am very troubled and will light a candle to shame your darkness.
I remain your servant,
Spade

Dear Spade,
I am well, thank you, I trust you are also. Do not trouble yourself about my immortal soul, if such there be, all available evidence indicates all is well with it. As long as I maintain the perimeter of salt around my home and demon traps at all entry points, and keep its essential talisman in a well warded strongbox, I am confident it will remain so. I am proud of some of my accomplishments, but I take no particular pride in having visited The Netherlands. It's not much of an achievement, anybody can do it, it's not worthy of pride. But it IS a very nice place to visit. Light a candle for me if it comforts you, it can't hurt, but it won't shame my darkness. I walk in the light of reason and evidence.
Yours truly,
Dexter