Republicans enraged after HBO’s ‘Girls’ star Lena Dunham films ‘virginity’ ad for Oba
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- GOP response ad to Obama "My First Time" ad ...
- The star of the ad is an obviously once attractive but now weathered young woman in her mid twenties who is now morbidly obese, with more lines under her eyes than Buster Keaton had at 70, with bad teeth and a bad haircut and dye job and clothes obviously purchased from a charity shop or a Wal-mart rejects sale. She has this to say ...
- When I was in my late teens I was the high school prom queen and persued by half the boys in school.
- My parents told me that my first time should be with somebody whom I knew a lot about, who was a religious, clean living, sober, ambitious, hard working, family oriented guy of good character and from a good family and who was a serious and sincere guy, reliable and trustworthy and community oriented, somebody in whom I could believe and on whom I could count on no matter what.
- But that sounded way too dull for me!
- So I opted instead for an exciting, big talking guy that I knew hardly anything about from a family I knew nothing about who had a great big smile and a real gift of the gab and who made me a lot of really great promises about how wonderful things would be in the future and how fantastic our life would be together and how he would never, ever let me down. This guy had never actually stayed in one place long enough to accomplish anything really memorable but he had that knack of being able to sell pulled pork sandwiches to imams at Mecca and so he talked me into the back seat of his car and out of my panties in no time at all.
- Naturally I got pregnant almost immediately and he lit out for someplace and someone else just as his father and later on his mother before him had done and so my education was over and so was my chance at a career and a better life and a family by choice instead of by unwanted misfortune.
- Now I'm on welfare and food stamps and manage to get through my mind numbingly boring days by begging on streetcorners, smoking and selling a little weed and turning the occasional trick but I find that when you are just 21 and look at least ten years older the tricks are harder to come by and a lot less luncrative than they used to be.
- So here I am alone with a whining little brat, dead broke, owing the Chinese grocery store down the street a huge bill, unable to find any meaningful and decent paying work, unable to fix up my dliapidated flat that is falling to pieces around me and with absolutely no hope that anything is going to change for the better now or ever.
- And I recommend that you pick the same sort of guy that I did for your first time.
- You'll certainly get totally ****ed or at least ****ed over and besides, why should I be the only one who has to suffer for being a moron going for the sizzle instead of the steak and believing in fantasies instead of checking backgrounds?
- But I must also tell you that for your second time, use your head for more than just an orifice to pleasure your boyfriend and check out the background and qualifications of the guy who wants to hook up with you whether it be in the in the biblical or the political sense.
- The star of the ad is an obviously once attractive but now weathered young woman in her mid twenties who is now morbidly obese, with more lines under her eyes than Buster Keaton had at 70, with bad teeth and a bad haircut and dye job and clothes obviously purchased from a charity shop or a Wal-mart rejects sale. She has this to say ...
- When I was in my late teens I was the high school prom queen and persued by half the boys in school.
- My parents told me that my first time should be with somebody whom I knew a lot about, who was a religious, clean living, sober, ambitious, hard working, family oriented guy of good character and from a good family and who was a serious and sincere guy, reliable and trustworthy and community oriented, somebody in whom I could believe and on whom I could count on no matter what.
- But that sounded way too dull for me!
- So I opted instead for an exciting, big talking guy that I knew hardly anything about from a family I knew nothing about who had a great big smile and a real gift of the gab and who made me a lot of really great promises about how wonderful things would be in the future and how fantastic our life would be together and how he would never, ever let me down. This guy had never actually stayed in one place long enough to accomplish anything really memorable but he had that knack of being able to sell pulled pork sandwiches to imams at Mecca and so he talked me into the back seat of his car and out of my panties in no time at all.
- Naturally I got pregnant almost immediately and he lit out for someplace and someone else just as his father and later on his mother before him had done and so my education was over and so was my chance at a career and a better life and a family by choice instead of by unwanted misfortune.
- Now I'm on welfare and food stamps and manage to get through my mind numbingly boring days by begging on streetcorners, smoking and selling a little weed and turning the occasional trick but I find that when you are just 21 and look at least ten years older the tricks are harder to come by and a lot less luncrative than they used to be.
- So here I am alone with a whining little brat, dead broke, owing the Chinese grocery store down the street a huge bill, unable to find any meaningful and decent paying work, unable to fix up my dliapidated flat that is falling to pieces around me and with absolutely no hope that anything is going to change for the better now or ever.
- And I recommend that you pick the same sort of guy that I did for your first time.
- You'll certainly get totally ****ed or at least ****ed over and besides, why should I be the only one who has to suffer for being a moron going for the sizzle instead of the steak and believing in fantasies instead of checking backgrounds?
- But I must also tell you that for your second time, use your head for more than just an orifice to pleasure your boyfriend and check out the background and qualifications of the guy who wants to hook up with you whether it be in the in the biblical or the political sense.
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- Thats right, moron, the Romney and the Ryan families are so fat and stupid and ugly, not attractive and accomplished and affluent like you and your true believers.
- Indeed, you're so dumb you probably believed Obama when he promised to cut the deficit in half by now instead of doubling it and when he promised to have the economy growing by 4.3% by now instead of by 2% tops and when he promised to have unemploment down to 5.6% by now instead of 7.8% and when he promised to reach a new peaceful accomodation with the Arab World based on mutual respect and an end to terrorism instead of an even more anti-American Arab World and increased violence and terrorist threat and a more united and post partisan America instead of the most divided and polarized America since the Civil War of the early 1860s, etc., etc.
- I'll bet he not only got you into the backseat the first time but will do so a second time. Incredible.
Wake up and smell the coffee. Guessing a future unemployment rate is not a campaign promise. why do you dummies keep harping on that? A campaign promise is what you actually do.
And if you would get your GOP numbskull out of the sand you would notice the world is far more behind the US than it was when bozo the shrub was in power.
Are you completely dense, or just another righteous shill?
Gerry can out stickhandle you bud. Out of your depth is an understatement.
You could be our next victim of self-destruction here kid. Tread carefully. ;-)
- Locutus ... Cut the BS, Mein Fuehrer, nobody with an IQ higher than Twiggy's waist size in inches who actually reads my posts and Gerry's posts could possibly believe your ridiculous claim about me being beyond my depth in debating him.
- The only way Gerry would win a debate with me is if some fascist moderator edited my copy and/or banned me from responding.
- It appears with your remark about me being a possible victim of self-destruction here is a thinly veiled threat that you will ban me from the board unless I go along with even the most ridiculous and juvenile comments made here. Well, my little egomaniac with nothing better to do with his life than to waste thousands of hours posting the writings of actual journalists and also nit picking/editing me and others here, blow it out your ass because if you are weak and/or stupid and/or egocentric enough to ban me from posting on this board, then this board is strictly a joke.
- The only way Gerry would win a debate with me is if some fascist moderator edited my copy and/or banned me from responding.
- It appears with your remark about me being a possible victim of self-destruction here is a thinly veiled threat that you will ban me from the board unless I go along with even the most ridiculous and juvenile comments made here. Well, my little egomaniac with nothing better to do with his life than to waste thousands of hours posting the writings of actual journalists and also nit picking/editing me and others here, blow it out your ass because if you are weak and/or stupid and/or egocentric enough to ban me from posting on this board, then this board is strictly a joke.
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You can tell why a real election in America is impossible. The UN delegation will discover the same thing. They may even live to publish. Why don't we invade while they're preoccupied with this horse**** and steal all the gold. Oh I forgot , somebody already did that, but only this floozies virginity is newsworthy. Ya can't run a country that way for very long. Maybe another year before they start to eat their neighbours.
ROFLMFAO...really? did I say anything about Romney and his family? As for Ryan, no idea who that is, so I wouldn't be commenting on them either. I commented on the juvenile personal attack on a young woman voicing her opinion in a unique way.
Wow, just wow. It's simply amazing that you are able to breathe and type at the same time. From your above rant I was sure that you only had one firing brain cell and the act of doing two things at once would have meant instant death.
First, I'm Canadian. I didn't vote for anyone when it comes to american politics. Not last time nor will I be voting this time around. As far as I'm concerned, it makes no difference who is in power south of the 49th, the war mongers win all the time.
So, that being said, I didn't get into the "back seat" with any american, the first time or a second time. The last time I was involved sexually with an american, he couldn't get it up and she was a skinny, repressed, idiot.
The only one posting juvenile comments would be you, and the only ego maniac in this thread is, again, you.
I don't know why you cannot post anything without making an attack on someone. Every single one of your posts insults someone. That seems like a strange way to go through life, it suggests that you have a terrible inferiority complex, you need to insult someone to make yourself feel better.
Do you really need to ask? ;-)
I believe you are out of your depth debating a houseplant.
You are not helping yourself or your reputation here.
I'm betting he doesn't ban you even after your usual MO of name-calling and venomous derogatory remarks are directed at him.
You are seriously deluded. As well as not too bright. The only way you could possibly out debate Gerry is if he is asleep. And even that would be dubious at best.
Nov 6th.. can you say " President Romney " well get used to it..
I got used to saying Presidents Reagan, Bush Jr., Obama, so it really can't get much worse... or can it? :O
lol Ads, especially political ads, are a non-issue around here. We're experts in avoiding them. 99.9% of ads are a foolish waste of time and the rest are mildly funny.
- So you seriously contend that I am out of my depth debating American politics with this Gerry character who mere posts ago admitted that he had no idea who the GOP candidate for VP is and that he was indifferent as to who is chosen to lead the country on which we depend for 35% of our jobs (our exports to US and trade surplus with them) because "the war mongers always win anyway"?
- If so, you are an even bigger idiot than I have already given you credit for being.
- As to your windbag Locutus buddy, I don't give a sh#t whether he bans me here or not. I would care if I had any respect for the general tone and tenor of this board (as opposed to the half dozen thoughtful posters here) but I do not and he reminds me of the old Polish saying that "fish smells from the head". Maybe he wants to be the only conservative poster here or maybe he resents the fact that I am capable of writing original material and he is not or maybe he has other reasons for his animus towards me which has manifested itself in his making ridiculous criticisms (e.g. I can't debate US politics with someone who doesn't know anything about who is running for VP) and calling me kid and young man in a condescending way and nit picking my posts such as when I wrote the only original and comprehensive critique here of Obama's lies in debate three or when I wrote about 10 questions to ask Obama in debate three he had nothing intelligent to contribute but went off on another rant about my posts being too long (presumably too long for the lefty lot here whose fingers and lips get tired after reading anything longer than a welfare cheque or an Obama bumper sticker). So if he is dumb enough to ban a poster of my caliber, screw him.
Then why are you here numbnuts? If you have no respect for the board, then fu ck off. Go spout your arrogant, self centered, right wing bullsh it some where else. I doubt there would be very many members on here that would shed a tear at your leaving. Rather than continue to pollute the board with your one sided bullsh it and lies, leave. Don't just hint and threaten.....fu cking do it. Be a man, something you obviously have a real problem with, and just go.
As to the rest of your bullsh it rant, it is hardly worth anyone's time to reply to someone that is so obviously brain dead. I'm sure an IQ test would show you somewhere around the area of moron. Your bullsh it and lies about what you have done in the past has not fooled anyone. So, do everyone a favour and fu ck off. Go pollute somewhere else.
Actually I said you were out of your depth against a houseplant. Gerryh is waaayyy out of your league.
Please refer to Gerry's post above....:roll: