Not quite. I see no advantage in making stuff up to explain the inconsistencies in that story, because that story is not true. It's a waste of time and energy.So you see no advantage in eliminating the need for a trillion cubic miles of water...
Which is worse, denying anything in the Bible as being possible (no matter what) or defending stories without having to resort to 'goddidit' as being a standard reply. If the flood story was symbolic of a period of time covering 360,000 years would you find it more believable?Nope. In order for me to keep up with the inane claims, I'd have to develop inane answers. I'll leave that for people that are into writing faerie tales.
It never mentions plants so is this where the trolling starts and discussion returns to 'normal'? (not that we ever strayed too far from normal for you) When you get to this point why bother going on. If the verse below doesn't solve the issues for you then you are right to stay a long way from the Bible, any other book as well.Yup. Two koalas can survive indefinitely on two eucalyptus trees. Two kites could survive indefinitely on two snails. Sorry, but you quoted the Bible as saying the plants and animals came to Noah, not how they all got there. And how long was this supposed to have taken place in? 100 years? It took Noah that long to build a boat and took that long for flora and fauna to get to him? Some all-powerful god that is. I wonder why this god didn't just poof the boat and all the flora and fauna to put in it.
Noah was designing and building this ark. I think I read somewhere that Noah was a vintner or at least had vineyards. Where in the Bible does it say that this god taught Noah how to build boats? As far as I can understand, all the god did was give Noah the size it wanted to boat to be.Funny how we can dig up remains of hominids from 3.3 million years ago but can't find a single of these giant's remains. Claims have been made from various places around the planet of people that reached 10 to 12' but none are substantiated by conclusive evidence. A few people have made it to 9'+ but claims of 14" plus is a bit tough to accept, especially when there was supposed to have been many and they all had 6 digits at the ends of each limb.
Barring all the evil things they were doing. My bad, 'got dumber' would be the English version in that comment.lol Yeah, and the Silver Surfer killed his god and survived. Can you use lucid English for that comment?
Nope, what would be left of mud-brick after being submerged for 6 months and then stirred up with 6 months of swift currents.ANY fossil evidence of the story about the ark.
Not when God is directing things, the words say it rained till a depth was reached and that dept stayed there for 150 days after the rain stopped.Especially when any water that lands will head right back into the oceans. But saltwater and fresh water do not mix immediately. There must have been a massive die off after having so much freshwater introduced into the seas in such a short time (assuming the story is true).
If you don't like speculation why not cover things the Bible does, the flood is only covered in a few pages, some prophecies take up many pages, why not study them, they should provide you with more ammo as there is more to choose from.Ah, more "perhaps this, if that" stuff. I see. So the smallest creatures like bacteria and other creatures had immensely long lifespans, too. Now that's believable alright. Since some of those creatures' lifespans are measured in minutes. And I bet things like deer were shortlived as well considering the predators had to eat something.
Is your memory as bad for other material you have read?Sorry, but that doesn't say that this god herded anything let alone lifted the gangplank.
I read the book alright. I just don;'t believe half the bullshyte in it nor do I believe your goofy interpretations of it.
Never been in a barn in the winter have you?Must have been freakin cold with all that sunlight being reflected back to space.
Rescuing sea-life from a flood is like a dog swimming across a river to get a drink of water.Ah, so there weren't just 2 of each on this boat. So 120 million animals and plants fit onto this boat -the sealife and birds (who apparently were flying 24/7)? roflmao This is just getting funnier and funnier.
Wrong time but whatever.Yeah I can see safe places to lie down in under 7 meters of water.
What is it in the West, 3rd cousin then you can get a baby license?Obviously you don't understand the ramifications of inbreeding.
Once you understand then the 'if/then' don't have to be given to help you as you struggle along..... and it doesn't make sense. All you can do is grasp at "what ifs" and there are too many of those to make the tales anything but believable.
Prove it.And it doesn't do any good to explain reality to you, you just reject it. Adam and Eve weren't real people, for instance, .
Exactly, if there is no clear moral to the story that covers from when daughters of Adam and Eve were taken for wives by the 'sons of God' until the rainbow appeared then it is something else, like the other things it was a story of history.Parables about what? Basically "Obey me or else you'll be in a boatload of shyte"." There's better advice here
The latter. The stories aren't defensible except as faerie tales.Which is worse, denying anything in the Bible as being possible (no matter what) or defending stories without having to resort to 'goddidit' as being a standard reply. If the flood story was symbolic of a period of time covering 360,000 years would you find it more believable?
Well, you said that lions and lambs ate grass.It never mentions plants
so is this where the trolling starts and discussion returns to 'normal'? (not that we ever strayed too far from normal for you).Ditto.I know.When you get to this point why bother going on. If the verse below doesn't solve the issues for you then you are right to stay a long way from the Bible,Why? Some books actually don't require me to believe in faerie tales for me to understand them and accept evidence from them.any other book as well.
It's much easier to accept evolution than Biblical nonsense.Ge:2:19:
And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field,
and every fowl of the air;
and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them:
and whatsoever Adam called every living creature,
that was the name thereof.
Sediment with bones and other items buried in it.Nope, what would be left of mud-brick after being submerged for 6 months and then stirred up with 6 months of swift currents.
Ah, the bit about defying gravity again. Irrational.Not when God is directing things, the words say it rained till a depth was reached and that dept stayed there for 150 days after the rain stopped.
It was one example of the nonsense written in the Bible. Why should I have to justify using rational thought against the Bible and it's nonsense?If you don't like speculation why not cover things the Bible does, the flood is only covered in a few pages, some prophecies take up many pages, why not study them, they should provide you with more ammo as there is more to choose from.
My memory is healthier than your sense of reason.Is your memory as bad for other material you have read?
Yep, but not with some 160,000 animals.Never been in a barn in the winter have you?
DUH Like I said, - the sealife and birds flying 24/7. That leaves at least 2 each of some 800,000 species of land animals occupying the boat.Rescuing sea-life from a flood is like a dog swimming across a river to get a drink of water.
"Whatever"? Most rational answer you've come up with yet.Wrong time but whatever.
Like I said, you don't seem to understand the ramifications of inbreeding.What is it in the West, 3rd cousin then you can get a baby license?
Ah, so once I understand the nonsense then it becomes reasonable? lol And birds actually lay oranges, not eggs. I can imagine that and understand that it it is nonsense, too, but that hardly makes it rational or believable.Once you understand then the 'if/then' don't have to be given to help you as you struggle along.
Greetings everyone. I found this forum through a web search. I'm brand new here. I would describe myself as a "believer", but I'd be reluctant to call myself a "Christian." There are things in the Bible that I cannot help but believe. However, there are also things in the Bible that I simply cannot reconcile.
I would welcome an honest, civil discussion of the Bible in a general sense. I'm not as interested in doctrinal views as I am in general issues of faith and interpretation. If you'd be willing to engage in an open dialogue of this nature, please respond with your comments.
Thank you.
This isn't going to work out very well for Puff the Magic Dragon is it?Okay... as long as you can understand why you might have told your kids about Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny.
The various stories that allow war in Iraq were obvious lies even before the invasion, why weren't those stories held up to the same standards you use for the text of Genesis. You seem to have difficulty in that area unless you only have blindness when it comes God. All that was to be done was bring you the words about God, it doesn't say anything about you having to have to accept them in any fashion, although there is a penalty clause attached that can be avoided if you play the game properly. The goal is ti see many people fall down dead all around you while you remain alive and are one of the first to meet the guy responsible for events that are beyond mankind's ability.The latter. The stories aren't defensible except as faerie tales.
The nightly news does and you do, one of the first lies you swallowed whole is the 'illusion' that you can spot the truth and avoid the lies.Some books actually don't require me to believe in faerie tales for me to understand them and accept evidence from them.
Still no actual proof is there and the Bible must believe in adaptation or the few species taken on the ark could not have resulted in panthers in South America. How much does adaptation eat away your evolution theory compared to the Bible promoting 3 species of life, air, sea and land creatures.It's much easier to accept evolution than Biblical nonsense.
The is a bison skeleton that was pulled out of a gravel pit fully intact, that it was 10ft down into the gravel seam would inducate it died during a time that the gravel was being mixed up unless you think somebody buried him on purpose. How much more proof do you need that there was a flood of proportions we do not see today.Sediment with bones and other items buried in it.
Freezing rain would solve the gravity thing, for the higher elevations, and if you can't make water defy things then you don't qualify as God. In Job it say that God causes it to rain, if we ever master cloud seeding have we elevated ourselves to God status?Ah, the bit about defying gravity again. Irrational.
Why do you have to take it to the extreme version in order to reject it, like that amount of water needed is equal to 20ft above Everest and that level across the whole planet, come and gone in one year, you not only cling to that version you demand it be the only one possible. At some point that has to stop, that is where we are now.It was one example of the nonsense written in the Bible. Why should I have to justify using rational thought against the Bible and it's nonsense?
I doubt it but I'll take it to mean you misquoting the various stories is a troll tactic then, that seems like a reasonable conclusion to me.My memory is healthier than your sense of reason.
The Bible doesn't say they were under stress, why are you under it? A few animals being gathered for the feast will also be something God arranges so men aren't going to have to do it. Really would you think you get to go home if you are dragging a lion off to eat some men that are about to be killed? Rather naive if you do assume it is for others.Yep, but not with some 160,000 animals.
Trolls survived I see.DUH Like I said, - the sealife and birds flying 24/7. That leaves at least 2 each of some 800,000 species of land animals occupying the boat.
Amazing considering the audience of one."Whatever"? Most rational answer you've come up with yet.
Not as good as the Jews but what is your point, trying to put Gentiles on the same level as inbreed dogs who are mentally unstable and their bodies also have problems that hienz-57 mutts don't have.Like I said, you don't seem to understand the ramifications of inbreeding.
And you call yourself mentally balanced, you would be the only one. If a bird pollinates some orange blossoms did it help 'grow an orange?'Ah, so once I understand the nonsense then it becomes reasonable? lol And birds actually lay oranges, not eggs. I can imagine that and understand that it it is nonsense, too, but that hardly makes it rational or believable.
Nope, not my problem. Given a story that flies in the face of everything we've discovered about the origins and history of the planet and the evolution of life on it and the history of humanity, the burden of proof is yours.Prove it.
Not to mention that any proof would be dismissed and then we would be exposed to another one of his convoluted mental masturbation attempts at justifying his continued belief in Genesis anyway.Nope, not my problem. Given a story that flies in the face of everything we've discovered about the origins and history of the planet and the evolution of life on it and the history of humanity, the burden of proof is yours.
Of that I have no doubt.Not to mention that any proof would be dismissed ........
Who says they didn't get the same type of analysis from me?The various stories that allow war in Iraq were obvious lies even before the invasion, why weren't those stories held up to the same standards you use for the text of Genesis.
You imagine there's a difficulty there. There isn't.You seem to have difficulty in that area unless you only have blindness when it comes God.
More speculation.All that was to be done was bring you the words about God, it doesn't say anything about you having to have to accept them in any fashion, although there is a penalty clause attached that can be avoided if you play the game properly.
Silly game. I prefer some different games.The goal is ti see many people fall down dead all around you while you remain alive and are one of the first to meet the guy responsible for events that are beyond mankind's ability.
Ah, what more do I swallow? Come on, you can tell me. After all, you're the expert on me, right? Some lies get past me. Most don't. Obviously this Biblical BS doesn't. The more evidence there is, though, the more likely I am to "swallow" something. IOW, if it looks like BS, smells like BS, feels like BS, the Bible is likely BS.The nightly news does and you do, one of the first lies you swallowed whole is the 'illusion' that you can spot the truth and avoid the lies.
Oh, there's shiploads of evidence for evolution. We can actually watch it in motion. Seven signs of evolution in action - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.comStill no actual proof is there
Not much.and the Bible must believe in adaptation or the few species taken on the ark could not have resulted in panthers in South America. How much does adaptation eat away your evolution theory compared to the Bible promoting 3 species of life, air, sea and land creatures.
Ah, it couldn't have happened that the bison was buried in a slide? An earthquake?The is a bison skeleton that was pulled out of a gravel pit fully intact, that it was 10ft down into the gravel seam would inducate it died during a time that the gravel was being mixed up unless you think somebody buried him on purpose. How much more proof do you need that there was a flood of proportions we do not see today.
Ah, the "God works in mysterious ways" copout again.Freezing rain would solve the gravity thing, for the higher elevations, and if you can't make water defy things then you don't qualify as God. In Job it say that God causes it to rain, if we ever master cloud seeding have we elevated ourselves to God status?
You have a different rational explanation?like that amount of water needed is equal to 20ft above Everest and that level across the whole planet, come and gone in one year, you not only cling to that version you demand it be the only one possible. At some point that has to stop, that is where we are now.
Lots of things "seems to you"; lots of them aren't rational.I doubt it but I'll take it to mean you misquoting the various stories is a troll tactic then, that seems like a reasonable conclusion to me.
Who's under stress? If I were trying to stop laughing at you and your nonsense, I'd be under stress.The Bible doesn't say they were under stress, why are you under it? A few animals being gathered for the feast will also be something God arranges so men aren't going to have to do it. Really would you think you get to go home if you are dragging a lion off to eat some men that are about to be killed? Rather naive if you do assume it is for others.
Now there's a rational and relevant reply.Trolls survived I see.
A lot of things apparently amaze you, especially if there's no evidence for them.Amazing considering the audience of one.
Scroll back. You didn't get the point and I'm not going to reiterate it.Not as good as the Jews but what is your point, trying to put Gentiles on the same level as inbreed dogs who are mentally unstable and their bodies also have problems that hienz-57 mutts don't have.
All I did was use my imagination. Following you and your god's MO, I don't have to produce evidence for it.And you call yourself mentally balanced, you would be the only one.
Possibly. Possibly the bird ate the blossom. Possibly something else ate the blossom. Possibly someone cut the tree down for lumber. Possibly .......If a bird pollinates some orange blossoms did it help 'grow an orange?'
Not to mention that any proof would be dismissed and then we would be exposed to another one of his convoluted mental masturbation attempts at justifying his continued belief in Genesis anyway.
Of that I have no doubt.
Small minds are amusing though. I must commend you for your patience and compassion dealing with this ......Me either.
You should know, too bad you can't get yours to expand in the area of 'who is God'. At least He answers my prayers, must be maddening (as in on the road to insanity) to search and search and come up completely empty-handed and empty-headed about who God is. Having a ready answer is sometimes a bit unnerving, to draw blank after blank must be, well you would brag it up but to look so long for something and end up with squat (SFA) might just be part of the way your world is. Not like you probably don't deserve to be left a bn;ank sheet by God.Small minds are amusing though. I must commend you for your patience and compassion dealing with this ......
Wrong again Sherlock. I have a very personal relationship with my creator. I don't need books to tell me who or what it is. There is no mystery to be solved. All you have to do is go to the source and ask. What I know to be true is that the Creator is not the psychopath fundies and literalists claim him to be.You should know, too bad you can't get yours to expand in the area of 'who is God'. At least He answers my prayers, must be maddening (as in on the road to insanity) to search and search and come up completely empty-handed and empty-headed about who God is. Having a ready answer is sometimes a bit unnerving, to draw blank after blank must be, well you would brag it up but to look so long for something and end up with squat (SFA) might just be part of the way your world is. Not like you probably don't deserve to be left a bn;ank sheet by God.
I have yet to see you post anything but a regurgitation of the 'official news reports'. You just did it in a post just past, anybody who 'bucks' the official story are "useful idiots or oxymorons?"Who says they didn't get the same type of analysis from me?
The lack of WMD was bull**** from the start and you are still defending it, lol. Your gane is stick your head in the sand for **** 'your side' does and scream from the rooftop anytime 'the enemy' is accused of something, truth be damned in those 'reports'. Are you so niave to think that was the one and only lie to be floated around. Is you world a 1950's duster with a guy in a white hat and everybody else is a bad guy wearing black?You imagine there's a difficulty there. There isn't. More speculation. Silly game. I prefer some different games.
Probably more than you reject. No need to be a expert to spot a cumalonger.Ah, what more do I swallow? Come on, you can tell me. After all, you're the expert on me, right?
Do they ever get corrected, the WMD lie still seems to still have you in their corner so a lie doesn't direct you as to who to believe so you don't have much of a future as an individual, at least that part is something you have in common with some people here and no it wasn't a complement to either.Some lies get past me. Most don't. Obviously this Biblical BS doesn't.
The more evidence there is, though, the more likely I am to "swallow" something. IOW, if it looks like BS, smells like BS, feels like BS, the Bible is likely BS.
There isn't one thing in there that covers a species jump, that is what evolution is, everything in the article points to a species adapting. Evolution is a finch turning into something other than another finch.Oh, there's shiploads of evidence for evolution. We can actually watch it in motion. Seven signs of evolution in action - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.comNot much.
No and he didn't did himself down there either. 50ft of gravel below him and 19 ft of gravel above him and 10ft of overburden above that. It was a ice dam breaking and the flood crossed a river valley at 90Deg. The water was so high and fast it moved sand-dunes from one side of the river to the other.Ah, it couldn't have happened that the bison was buried in a slide? An earthquake?
Not one of my lines. First you complain that the stories are too hard for you to figure out and now you want so many details you don't have to even think. Good luck with that program, I can see how well it has served you in the past.Ah, the "God works in mysterious ways" copout again.
Nope, we wouldn't have. We'd have to still combine it with making water defy gravity.
Ice? The Bible mentions ice in Noah's story?
At least that explains your whole purpose in the religious threads, maybe in all your thread replies, I'll have top watch for signs of that deception.It's more fun. You have a different rational explanation?
To who, a Bible hater? I wouldn't expect anything to be acceptable to somebody like that, cliffy and Dex and now you, three monkeys who fit the do not listen, do not see, do nor repeat standard for being able to remain ignorant in the face of documents and what they claim.Lots of things "seems to you"; lots of them aren't rational.
How can 3 guys tackle a book and some decades later all three have nothing but blank stares when asked what they learned from any part of the book. You can spend another decade 'considering the flood' and what is written is all there will be, try biting into the passages that say 'day of the Lord' and try and say you didn't learn anything after reading 24 passages (for starters). Tackle something like that, you obviously have lots of spare time.Who's under stress? If I were trying to stop laughing at you and your nonsense, I'd be under stress.
Perhaps being a troll is a step up for you.Now there's a rational and relevant reply.
Amazed is different from belief, you amaze me in some of the **** you say, none of it is believed. see how that works?A lot of things apparently amaze you, especially if there's no evidence for them.
Audience of one? Did all the other posters in this thread desert us?
I don't see that happening.Scroll back. You didn't get the point and I'm not going to reiterate it.
Proving God exists isn't part of my agenda, I already did that exercise for myself and I was so impressed I decided to read the book just to see who can be so convincing in just a short amount of time. I was so impressed by the book I thought it would be worth talking about, then I met you and cliffy and dex and a few others who actually hate the bible, how sad for you guys.All I did was use my imagination. Following you and your god's MO, I don't have to produce evidence for it. Possibly. Possibly the bird ate the blossom. Possibly something else ate the blossom. Possibly someone cut the tree down for lumber. Possibly .......
Whatever, lolMe either.
There you go, make him whatever you desire, it isn't like anything will ever come of it. At least the Bible is telling us who God is and what He can do.Wrong again Sherlock. I have a very personal relationship with my creator. I don't need books to tell me who or what it is. There is no mystery to be solved. All you have to do is go to the source and ask. What I know to be true is that the Creator is not the psychopath fundies and literalists claim him to be.
No it's not, not even close, the theory of evolution neither predicts nor seeks a species jump, in fact it explicitly predicts that species jumps won't happen, that's not how it works. No wonder you think it's wrong, you have no idea what it is, you've just accepted the straw man criticisms of it from people who know no more than you do.There isn't one thing in there that covers a species jump, that is what evolution is...
No it's not, not even close, the theory of evolution neither predicts nor seeks a species jump, in fact it explicitly predicts that species jumps won't happen, that's not how it works. No wonder you think it's wrong, you have no idea what it is, you've just accepted the straw man criticisms of it from people who know no more than you do.
Darwin's Theory Of Evolution
Darwin's Theory of Evolution - The Premise
Darwin's Theory of Evolution is the widely held notion that all life is related and has descended from a common ancestor: the birds and the bananas, the fishes and the flowers -- all related.
The 'strawman version' is in the definition of the 'Theory of Evolution', not the 'Facts of Evolution'.
Not even a straw man this time, that's just false. You originally claimed the species jump, that is, some living thing producing a different species from itself in one generation, is the defining characteristic of evolutionary theory. That's just ignorant crap, and none of your links redeem that stupid claim. I say it again, you have no idea what you're talking about. You don't even seem to remember what you claim yourself, you produce a bunch of links in support of your claim that don't support it.The theory of evolution posits a process of transformation from simple life forms to more complex life forms, which has never been observed or duplicated in a laboratory.