placental cudbears

Cliffy

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I hear they are better than horses or husbands, as they can be left unattended for long periods without food or water. However, I can only comment on hearsay.
I met this rather large woman a few years back. The first thing she said to me was that she wanted a Harley. I said, "why would you want one of those. They are just 800 pound vibrators." and she looked at me with one eye brow raised and said, "And your point is?"
 

L Gilbert

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How much cud could a cudbear bear, if a cudbear could bear cud?
- That's tractor musing
A cudbear would bear as much cud as a cudbear could bear if a cudbear could bear cud.

Bumpy ride? (Those are the best kind) ;)
Not so much that as the vibration, I think. I don't think she knows I know but she almost drove into the creek here one time. lol

I met this rather large woman a few years back. The first thing she said to me was that she wanted a Harley. I said, "why would you want one of those. They are just 800 pound vibrators." and she looked at me with one eye brow raised and said, "And your point is?"
And you didn't expand on your comment?
 

SLM

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I met this rather large woman a few years back. The first thing she said to me was that she wanted a Harley. I said, "why would you want one of those. They are just 800 pound vibrators." and she looked at me with one eye brow raised and said, "And your point is?"

Gets you from point A to point B AND saves on batteries. Sounds win/win to me.

Not so much that as the vibration, I think. I don't think she knows I know but she almost drove into the creek here one time. lol

The vibration is everything when it comes to garden tractors, lol.
 

Spade

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I hear Shakers make the best lovers.