Email from the Queen - an important announcement regarding the USA

[JLM]

What a withered old hag she is, I'd like to introduce her to the 'Cleveland Steamer'

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

That's sick!

 

[DurkaDurka]

That's sick!

hahahaha, that it is. 8O

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

What a withered old hag she is, I'd like to introduce her to the 'Cleveland Steamer'

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

You're lucky Paradox isn't here. He's shut that monarchy trashing mouth of yours with his King eerrrr Queen sized man meat pole..

 

[DurkaDurka]

You're lucky Paradox isn't here. He's shut that monarchy trashing mouth of yours with his King eerrrr Queen sized man meat pole..

bahahaha, his pork sword, you're saying?

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

bahahaha, his pork sword, you're saying?

Ahh I see you already been up close with his big bolgna. LOL

 

[DurkaDurka]

Ahh I see you already been up close with his big bolgna. LOL

**** that, I'm all about wrinkly old puss

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Cob webs and all

 

[DurkaDurka]

Cob webs and all

and the cheese, don't forget the cheese. I'm becoming a connoisseur in my thirties, I like my puss to have character and history, like a library book that hasn't been opened in 30 years.

 

[ironsides]

Labrador is not a province. It's part of Newfoundland and Labrador.
[/FONT]

I know, just giving them a little more importance.

 

[petros]

What a withered old hag she is, I'd like to introduce her to the 'Cleveland Steamer'

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

Finished off with a "Dirty Sanchez" for good measure?