The Palestinians are Controlled by

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Well this had to come out sooner or later, but it is a well known fact that the Palestinians are controlled by the Jews. Yep I know, I was as surprised as everyone else, but when you follow the paper trail everything leads back to the Jews.

• Suicide Bombers: Jew Controlled
• Rocket attacks out of Syria: Jewish funded
• Acid in little girls faces in Afghanistan: Those stinking dirty Jews
• Hollywood: Yep run by Jew Boys
• The Mainstream media: Jewish controlled
• World War II: Started by Jewish banker from that Jew Mecca NYC
• Spam and Kraft Dinner: Its the Jew Man keeping you down
• Baggy pants on Teenagers: Jews
• Celine Dion: Jewish Funded
• Bollywood and the Canadian Film board: Jewish Conspiracy I say
• Even the Holocaust: Perpetrated by the Jews so we would feel sorry for them
• earth as one: Not only is he/she a Jew, but is actually Jewish secret service

So when you are blaming all the woes of the Middle East on God Fearing Peace Loving Muslims or you are abhorred by the acts of people like Jim Jones or David Koresh, just remember there was a Jew behind this somewhere. There always is and if you have read this far you'll be in on the joke.

Cheers and yes I was put up to this by a Jew.

ahem and reported by a retard..

 

[petros]

I knew Celine Dion was in on it. I hear they got to Shania too. Both will plump out like Elvis and look ****ty in tights in no time. Which ultimately leads to Jewish control of Las Vegas being exposed.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

I knew Celine Dion was in on it. I hear they got to Shania too. Both will plump out like Elvis and look ****ty in tights in no time. Which ultimately leads to Jewish control of Las Vegas being exposed.

Welcome to Jew central my boy. Only retards need be offended and you are quite obviously being sanctioned by the Jews.

 

[shadowshiv]

I knew Celine Dion was in on it. I hear they got to Shania too. Both will plump out like Elvis and look ****ty in tights in no time. Which ultimately leads to Jewish control of Las Vegas being exposed.

Shania would be a hot plumper.

 

[petros]

Welcome to Jew central my boy. Only retards need be offended and you are quite obviously being sanctioned by the Jews.

Of course. Need a nice Rolex? I have second cousins in Winnipeg that run pawn shops. Go figure huh?

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Shania would be a hot plumper.

Celine Dion is a ghoul. Shania is as sweet and cotton candy and in an interview when she talked about how she lubricates her throat for singing 'By sucking on a Fishermans friend.' Egad where's my fishin pole.

 

[petros]

If you're the guy fishing then I'll be your friend. I'll even buy the beer.

 

[shadowshiv]

Celine Dion is a ghoul. Shania is as sweet and cotton candy and in an interview when she talked about how she lubricates her throat for singing 'By sucking on a Fishermans friend.' Egad where's my fishin pole.

Excuse me, my friend. I am going

for Shanias.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Excuse me, my friend. I am going

for Shanias.

First you'll have to be circumsized and then get in a quick bartmitzfa. Shania only goes with Jews.

 

[shadowshiv]

First you'll have to be circumsized and then get in a quick bartmitzfa. Shania only goes with Jews.

With a handle like shadowshiv, how could I be anything but?

 

[petros]

Just like in that Frankie Fontaine song eh?

 

[shadowshiv]

Just like in that Frankie Fontaine song eh?

You'll have to do some clarification for me, petros.

 

[petros]

First you'll have to be circumsized and then get in a quick bartmitzfa. Shania only goes with Jews.

YouTube - ‪MacLean & MacLean - Frankie Fontaine, The King Of Genital Rock‬‏ (Loads slow and there is two songs in a medely....)

 

[shadowshiv]

YouTube - ‪MacLean & MacLean - Frankie Fontaine, The King Of Genital Rock‬‏ (Loads slow and there is two songs in a medely....)

Consider me clarified.

 

[petros]

Nothings says it better than a nice song.

 

[The Old Medic]

This thread ia a total waste of space. And frankly, you all should be ashamed for not taking comments like the author of this forum put out seriously. I don't think he is kidding at all, he really sees a "Jewish Conspiracy".

They have a name for people like that. NAZI

 

[mentalfloss]

Hey look, it's another hyperbolic thread about jews!

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Hey look, it's another hyperbolic thread about jews!

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Your welcome. Making people happy is my business Mental.

This thread ia a total waste of space. And frankly, you all should be ashamed for not taking comments like the author of this forum put out seriously. I don't think he is kidding at all, he really sees a "Jewish Conspiracy".

They have a name for people like that. NAZI

Huh?

 

[mentalfloss]

Your welcome. Making people happy is my business Mental.

You almost had me.

 

[cranky]

anti-semite retired canadian soldier? since when did this become what Canada stands for?

My uncles died in WWII. I don't think they would have sat at the same table as you at the legion.

please, someone show me the emoticon for a calvin pissing on an anti-semite.