have a lottery on who will pull the switch
Put it on pay per view and give the money to the victims family
We may hire the Taliban as consultants on this one. Those worthy gentlemen have been out of jobs since they were driven from Afghanistan, they will be happy to lend us their expertise, for a fee.
Taliban used to hold public executions in soccer stadiums. It was an occasion for entertainment, an outing for the whole family. I assume you are suggesting something like that. Taliban, Osama Ben Laden would be proud of you.
I am sure Ticket Master will be happy to sell the tickets for the executions. Schools could arrange field trips to the executions; kids could be given special seats, with good view of the Old Sharkey. They could be quizzed by the teacher to make sure that they were paying attention.
Why, this could even promote tourism. Tour companies all over the world could arrange package tours for executions. Air fare, hotel accommodation, prime seats for the execution. There could be souvenir stalls, T shirts “My parents went to see the execution and all I got was this lousy T shirt”, execution mugs, playing cards etc.
If we hold the executions in economically depressed areas, it would be a big boon to them. You really may have hit on something there.