what do men really know about women?

YukonJack

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On August 2nd I will have been married to the same woman for forty years.

Know women? Give me a greak. She still surprises me every day, luckily for me, mostly in pleasant ways.
 

darkbeaver

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The most important thing to know about women is that they will eventually and inadvertently, in the pursuit of your happiness and fulfillment, contribute hugely to your expiration. In rare cases, documented in medical journals, this is not the case.
 

DurkaDurka

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Women are best seen, not heard especially if they are hot. Women should also realize that they are trophies and should act as such less they face the wrath of Raptor Jesus.
 
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JLM

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On August 2nd I will have been married to the same woman for forty years.

Know women? Give me a greak. She still surprises me every day, luckily for me, mostly in pleasant ways.

Between the two of us that is getting close to 80 years, makes me feel old.
 

taxslave

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That is baiting there taxslave!:lol:

Actually dealing with socialists and trees are quite similar. Mow down the deadwood and grow a new crop.

Yukon Jack & JLM: Congratulations, you are either very lucky or extremely patient. Have either of you had your hearing checked in the last 40 years?
 

JLM

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Actually dealing with socialists and trees are quite similar. Mow down the deadwood and grow a new crop.

Yukon Jack & JLM: Congratulations, you are either very lucky or extremely patient. Have either of you had your hearing checked in the last 40 years?

Apparently it's my listening that's worse than my hearing.........:lol:
 

GreenFish66

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What do men really know about women?..Whatever they tell us..Only when they tell us..If they even wanna tell us.!other than that..Nothing !...lol...:)

Info is top secret .I hear(through unconfirmed sources) they keep all the info heavily secured in complete secrecy , scattered strategically through out womens bathrooms all over the world !..Some men have found hieroglyphics dating back thousands of years but still after using and exhausting all scientific techniques still haven't been able to figure them out...When women were asked to comment on the find..They would laugh and reply "No comment"...

Will men ever crack the code...?...:)

Peace ..