I for one welcome our new atheist overlords. :lol:
I would try and be sympathetic but I can't stop laughing.
I knew it! I totally knew it!!! I seen this story on the news earlier and had to change the channel quickly in order to avoid my blood pressure from shooting through the roof!
How dare atheists capitalize on their freedom of speech and expression!!! This is an outrage!!! Sure, they can keep it all in check in the UK, but this is Canada we're talking about here...
It starts with the ads, and then before you know it, little old alley has his head in a noose for posting all those things about atheists!
Don't these organized atheist groups realize that when us churchies feel threatened we have no choice but to throw our arms in the air and try to find a way to fight back?
And fight we will!!! I personally am going to find out where all the agnostics hang out this weekend and will try to convert as many souls as I can!!!
Where's my bible? ... ... what the? ... "King James Version" ??? ...Don't we have something a little more current around here? ... "International translation version"? ... Darn it! ... Guess my "Amplified bible" will have to do...
Hey, Babe!!!??? .... I said... Hey Babe!!?? Do we have any holy water left???
*alley's imaginary live-in girlfriend politely reminds him that he's not catholic, and doesn't believe in holy water*
Darn it!!!... see what happens when my blood pressure goes up? I get all flustered!!!
Well, off to the atheist threads to do a little ideological battle...8O;-)
I was trying to stay stress-free for awhile, not to mention spare all you guys the impact felt from my awesome debating skills...
"stay away from the big boy threads" I kept telling myself, be mellow, post a fun little short story instead...
Well, like I said, guess I'll have to jump back into the serious threads for awhile. At least while I still have my head noose-free...
:lol::lol::lol:
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