Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
A: Islamic Relief.
Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!
Did you hear they invented an exploding prayer mat? Apparently, prophets are going through the roof.
Two Muslim mothers chatting about their children. 'You know, they blow up so quickly these days'.
A: Mohammered.
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
A: Islamic Relief.
Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!
Did you hear they invented an exploding prayer mat? Apparently, prophets are going through the roof.
Two Muslim mothers chatting about their children. 'You know, they blow up so quickly these days'.