Yes, and it only costs them 2 pounds a minute for the service, right?
I so wish I'd thought to say that. Lol.
Man caught masturbating while texting and driving
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I so wish I'd thought to say that. Lol.
Seriously? Women do this all the time, but are so good at multitasking, men never notice. The fact that he got pulled over speaks to his gender.
Women masturbate, text and drive all the time? I am impressed. I can't multitask worth beans.
Perhaps the next time his foot-in-mouth syndrome hits?
So, sometime today then? Lol
This story reminds me of the character Chuck in one of the Sons Of Anarchy episodes. He had CMD (chronic masturbation disorder), and whenver he got stressed out, well, you know what he did.
This story reminds me of the character Chuck in one of the Sons Of Anarchy episodes. He had CMD (chronic masturbation disorder), and whenver he got stressed out, well, you know what he did.
Isn't "masturbation disorder" an oxymoron?
well, not all of us. For the unlucky souls who pass out when they...erm...arrive... a habit like his would be fatal.