Man caught masturbating while texting and driving

[Goober]

That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.

Is that what they mean by sexting???????

 

[WLDB]

He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.

 

[Sal]

He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.

yeah it was pretty good

 

[Goober]

He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.

Yeah, he was trigger happy.

 

[Cliffy]

That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.

Its kinda like one hand saying to the other, "Are you done yet?"

 

[BaalsTears]

I wonder which hand Blackleaf uses to text? That leaves one hand free while he drives with his knees.


I would like to apologize to BL for being so rude, but I couldn't help myself.

 

[Goober]

Its kinda like one hand saying to the other, "Are you done yet?"

They would be using sign language, right???

 

[Cliffy]

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid. :roll:

That and spending most of his time with his poofter boy friends talking about their conversations with royals (like that is anything more than a pretender's wet dream).

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

That and spending most of his time with his poofter boy friends talking about their conversations with royals (like that is anything more than a pretender's wet dream).

Actually, that probably does get him laid a lot. Hanging with the poofter boyfriends, that is.

 

[Blackleaf]

British men are the best in the world at masturbation and texting simultaneously. Isn't that right BL?

Yep. That's because they've got lots of female admirers on their phones talking dirty to them.

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid. :roll:

It's not my fault that you women can't handle the truth.

As long as I have a woman who can cook and clean and spends a longer time in the kitchen than Jona Lewie, then that's fine by me.

 

[B00Mer]

Was he masturbating your trying to text a message with his pecker?? Come on give the guy the benefit of the doubt..

 

[Blackleaf]

Was he masturbating your trying to text a message with his pecker?? Come on give the guy the benefit of the doubt..

When I masturbate in the car I have to open the sunroof.

 

[taxslave]

Blackie finally admits he is a jerkoff. Need the light to see what you are doing?

 

[JLM]

When I masturbate in the car I have to open the sunroof.

The only thing that swells that much is your head!

 

[Goober]

Yep. That's because they've got lots of female admirers on their phones talking dirty to them.



It's not my fault that you women can't handle the truth.

As long as I have a woman who can cook and clean and spends a longer time in the kitchen than Jona Lewie, then that's fine by me.

So how was that community service. Oh yes, did you wash your hands before typing.

 

[Blackleaf]

The only thing that swells that much is your head!

Yeah. But not the head on my neck.

 

[Goober]

Yeah. But not the head on my neck.

OMG it is true.

 

[taxslave]

Yeah. But not the head on my neck.

That I would believe. If your head swelled any more it would explode.

 

[MHz]

I think the correct term is Sexting.

 

[shadowshiv]

Yep. That's because they've got lots of female admirers on their phones talking dirty to them.

Yes, and it only costs them 2 pounds a minute for the service, right?