Keyboards dirtier than toilets!!!

[karrie]

And don't do what my friends keep wanting to do.... use a shop vac. Some of those little chips and do dads inside are there for a reason.

well, in the absence of compressed air, I just used a tooth brush and dustbuster to clean up my keyboard. Slick.

And, you can buy detailing attachments for a shopvac that work really well for keyboards ;-) I wouldn't take it the inside of a cell phone mind you... lol.

 

[karrie]

Because I go in them on a regular basis..... no, I don't clean them, I'm not gay either and I'm not a woman... I just stroll on in with my charm and maturity and just talk up a conversation with the ladies as they pee, as there's nothing else to do.

Doesn't everybody do this?

I knew a gent who used to hide in the store room next to so he could listen to women pee, but no, I've never seen a man wander in for a chat. ;-)

 

[DurkaDurka]

And don't do what my friends keep wanting to do.... use a shop vac. Some of those little chips and do dads inside are there for a reason.

lol@shopvac's. The one job they are not good at. A shop vac is probably strong enough to pull a capacitor right off a PCB.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I knew a gent who used to hide in the store room next to so he could listen to women pee, but no, I've never seen a man wander in for a chat. ;-)

haha. Did you ever let out some juicy farts to ruin his fantasy? lol j/k

 

[darkbeaver]

Because I go in them on a regular basis..... no, I don't clean them, I'm not gay either and I'm not a woman... I just stroll on in with my charm and maturity and just talk up a conversation with the ladies as they pee, as there's nothing else to do.

Doesn't everybody do this?

I'm just curious, so I just stroll in and start up an conversation eh. thanks:lol:

 

[karrie]

haha. Did you ever let out some juicy farts to ruin his fantasy? lol j/k

lol... he never did it to me, so no. I just heard the stories during one of the weird 'confessions' people tend to lay on me at inappropriate moments. People tell me the weirdest things.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I'm just curious, so I just stroll in and start up an conversation eh. thanks:lol:

lol, there isn't a lot of room in those communal outhouses up at your colony though?

 

[darkbeaver]

I knew a gent who used to hide in the store room next to so he could listen to women pee, but no, I've never seen a man wander in for a chat. ;-)

Adjacent storeroom eh, and a stethoscope,:lol: thanks

 

[darkbeaver]

lol, there isn't a lot of room in those communal outhouses up at your colony though?

We will take the ideas from this thread and make improvements:lol:

 

[DurkaDurka]

I remember a story about a guy who was arrested outside Peterborough after he was found in the bottom of an outhouse with a scuba diving outfit on. I still laugh my ass off about this, picture some dude crammed into an outhouse with a scuba suit lol

 

[Praxius]

I'm just curious, so I just stroll in and start up an conversation eh. thanks:lol:

Yeah just walk in like you do it all the time... just don't look at their junk while they're trying to use the bathroom and just start up a conversation before they can realize what's wrong with the picture.

 

[dancing-loon]

Because I go in them on a regular basis..... no, I don't clean them, I'm not gay either and I'm not a woman... I just stroll on in with my charm and maturity and just talk up a conversation with the ladies as they pee, as there's nothing else to do.

Doesn't everybody do this?

You have a pee fetish???
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[DurkaDurka]

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You should be familiar with that sort of fetish, Germans are naturally drawn to water sports. :idea:

 

[Sal]

You should be familiar with that sort of fetish, Germans are naturally drawn to water sports. :idea:

aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww.... it's a pee-puppy.......throw him over a cliff....

 

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Who said it was pee? *Starts rubbing fecal matter all over his nipples and singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time"*