Jesus Christ: Extraterrestrial
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Yes, relatively speaking. I always thought "Moon Unit" Zappa was a bit more contemporary though.
Frank's kids love their names and have never tried to go by anything else. Frank was the greatest composer since Mozart and I throughly enjoy his entire discography.Yes, relatively speaking. I always thought "Moon Unit" Zappa was a bit more contemporary though.
Well, music is a matter of taste but I played in a band back in the late 60s with a guy who was a Zappa worshipper! You could say he looked upon Frank as a "Jesus figure", although I always thought the music was a bit on the extraterrestrial side! (Just staying on topic here...)
The lyrics are just for fun but the complexity to his music is mindboggling.Well, music is a matter of taste but I played in a band back in the late 60s with a guy who was a Zappa worshipper! You could say he looked upon Frank as a "Jesus figure", although I always thought the music was a bit on the extraterrestrial side! (Just staying on topic here...)
The U.S. Government's "Red Book" is an Above Top Secret document that details the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth. It is a human compendium of information derived from extraterrestrials, who offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events. One of the revelations exposed in the "Red Book" is that Jesus Christ was a creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2). Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance. As writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Is it any wonder that ancient people were fooled by the "miracles" of Jesus? This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried to influence human affairs. Previously, they successfully appeared to Moses as a "burning bush" and dumped the 10 Commandments on mankind. The Aliens thought The Christ Project would be no different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly awry. Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the humans had killed him. Worse yet, the primitive fools started worshiping him! 2000 years and millions of atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly worshiped as a God. Man is truly a pathetic creature ... desperately yearning for an "almighty being" to control and regulate their lives ... frantically looking for "God" in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks. Well, like it or not, we now have definitive proof that at least one of our earthly "gods", Jesus Christ, is a phony. Let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.ages of the true Alien Jesus.
www.JesusWasASpaceAlien.com
Perhaps you will find a home with the alternative 3 group.
Alternative 3 Part 1 of 2.avi
If Aliens come from our universe then what would you call somebody who traveled here from a multi-verse?
Alternative 3 Part 1 of 2.avi
If Aliens come from our universe then what would you call somebody who traveled here from a multi-verse?
The U.S. Government's "Red Book" is an Above Top Secret document that details the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth. It is a human compendium of information derived from extraterrestrials, who offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events. One of the revelations exposed in the "Red Book" is that Jesus Christ was a creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2). Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance. As writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Is it any wonder that ancient people were fooled by the "miracles" of Jesus? This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried to influence human affairs. Previously, they successfully appeared to Moses as a "burning bush" and dumped the 10 Commandments on mankind. The Aliens thought The Christ Project would be no different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly awry. Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the humans had killed him. Worse yet, the primitive fools started worshiping him! 2000 years and millions of atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly worshiped as a God. Man is truly a pathetic creature ... desperately yearning for an "almighty being" to control and regulate their lives ... frantically looking for "God" in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks. Well, like it or not, we now have definitive proof that at least one of our earthly "gods", Jesus Christ, is a phony. Let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.ages of the true Alien Jesus.
www.JesusWasASpaceAlien.com
Granddad!! I haven't seen you for a long time!