Let's have 3. Still doesn't change one thing. Nothing will change. Do you honestly think anybody is going to listen to Lotion Man?
Every one of these so-called occupations has it's own uniquely scented Lotion Man.
Same for the blogs, the Op-Eds and the internet forums. Jumping up and down, flailing their arms behind the on-air personality mouthing "Hi Mom" and "Bush Sucks". Every screen-cap, video clip, every quote, copypasta, first-in, inb4 and such.
Kinda like City TV...
They're everywhere