Fishing row breaks out between Scotland and Ireland

Tecumsehsbones

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What's long, black, full of seamen and f*cks Irish fishing vessels?
A British hunter-killer submarine, liked the one which sank an Irish fishing boat in 1982.
Be careful, Paddy!
Wow, your navy's tough enough to sink fishing boats?

I'm sure the potential enemies of Engerland are quaking in their boots.

Yeah, boy! Your "hunter-killer" subs can sink fishing boats! You are officially badass. That must be that "British sense of fair play," right?

Pussy. I cannot believe that Nelson's Navy has come to this. Bragging about sinking a fishing boat.
 

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Yeah. A good one.
There is a story that is famous in our navy (early 1970s±) from one of our old "O" Class submarines, Ojibwa, I think, about a visiting Brit submarine commander who was put in command of the Canadian boat for a patrol into the tropics. Well, being a Canadian submarine, it was all kitted out for operation in the North Atlantic, not in the South Seas and it as freaking hot on board ... over 100°F, so the story goes, day after day. The Canadian sailors being intelligent and practical people (a fact that pissed the Brits off big time during both World Wars) stripped off their shirts and stood their watches naked from the waste up.

Well, the Kipper Commander flipped his noodle and tried putting the entire crew on charge for this flagrant disregard of naval regulations. A British sailor would never be allowed to do something so sensible and, as they were all from the lower classes anyway, would be subject to the full force of the law if they even thought of it! Brit Commander had fantasies of flogging the Kelowneals around the Fleet! The Canadian X.O. got Kipper calmed down and the next day, the entire crew turned up on watch with their shirts and caps properly on ... and not a stitch of clothing of any kind below the waist. The Brit went apoplectic, retreated to his cabin for the duration, X.O. commanded the boat and Cap't. Bligh was put off and was mailed back to Faslane "return to sender" from the earliest possible port.
 

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There is a story that is famous in our navy (early 1970s±) from one of our old "O" Class submarines, Ojibwa, I think, about a visiting Brit submarine commander who was put in command of the Canadian boat for a patrol into the tropics. Well, being a Canadian submarine, it was all kitted out for operation in the North Atlantic, not in the South Seas and it as freaking hot on board ... over 100°F, so the story goes, day after day. The Canadian sailors being intelligent and practical people (a fact that pissed the Brits off big time during both World Wars) stripped off their shirts and stood their watches naked from the waste up.
Well, the Kipper Commander flipped his noodle and tried putting the entire crew on charge for this flagrant disregard of naval regulations. A British sailor would never be allowed to do something so sensible and, as they were all from the lower classes anyway, would be subject to the full force of the law if they even thought of it! Brit Commander had fantasies of flogging the Kelowneals around the Fleet! The Canadian X.O. got Kipper calmed down and the next day, the entire crew turned up on watch with their shirts and caps properly on ... and not a stitch of clothing of any kind below the waist. The Brit went apoplectic, retreated to his cabin for the duration, X.O. commanded the boat and Cap't. Bligh was put off and was mailed back to Faslane "return to sender" from the earliest possible port.
Unfortunately, that's basically the R&R camp scene from the film The Lighthorsemen, only it's Aussie light horse instead of Canuck bubbleheads. Probably a war story.
 

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HMCS Chicoutimi (the one that had the fire) deployed on a 197 day patrol across the Pacific to the Asian Coast and, almost simultaneously, HMCS Windsor deployed on a 133 day patrol across the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean ... sailing independenly, fully armed patrols.

http://www.navy-marine.forces.gc.ca...-successful-simultaneous-deployments/jmw46086


Stick to what you know, Taxslave, not what you think that Terence McKenna told you about our Navy.
well there you go.Keeping Asia and Europe safe.

I wonder when they are going to patrol our coast
 

Curious Cdn

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well there you go.Keeping Asia and Europe safe.
I wonder when they are going to patrol our coast
We don't have to. We signed off that part of our sovereignty to our next door neighbour at the end of the Pearson years and they now guard their borders using us as a buffer. It was done by people exactly like you. We consider ourselves to be "sovereign" but it is at the sufferance of another.

Thanks a lot.
 

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There is no room for rum on a modern submarine. They issued rum in Nelson's day to steel nerves but a machine as sophisticated as a submarine needs clear heads on board.

They've been drinking rum on Royal Navy ships a lot more recently than Nelson.

 

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The Canadian sailors being intelligent and practical people (a fact that pissed the Brits off big time during both World Wars)

Oh yeah. Definitely.
 

Curious Cdn

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Oh yeah. Definitely.
It was glaring in both World Wars. The underfed, undereducated "I"m alright, Jack" conscripted Englishmen were substandard. The Canadians, Kiwis and Australians were their shock troops because the British didn't have the right stuff.
 

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HMCS Chicoutimi (the one that had the fire) deployed on a 197 day patrol across the Pacific to the Asian Coast and, almost simultaneously, HMCS Windsor deployed on a 133 day patrol across the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean ... sailing independenly, fully armed patrols.
http://www.navy-marine.forces.gc.ca...-successful-simultaneous-deployments/jmw46086
Stick to what you know, Taxslave, not what you think that Terence McKenna told you about our Navy.
So where is the third one? and who is Terence Mckenna? And tell us again how many years it took to get those three secondhand tubs seaworthy. And how many millions.