We gotta start burnin' all this used motor oil. We can't export enough of it to Russia anymore, what with them export restrictions in place.
Apparently, the Russians use it to heat their homes. I could see usin' it to light tires or Styrofoam on fire, but Jesus and Mary, as heatin' oil? It smokes a lot! Mixed with regular gas though, it lights up good and burns a lot longer than straight gas.
There was a time when I just dumped it in the ditch, but some foreign kid pays 5 cents a litre for all I can supply and buys everything now.
This is Leonard Lautenschlager. Before he died of cancer in 2010, he used to soak in it. He had very dry skin.