According to Absolut Vodka, you shall immediately go to the mall and purchase the following:
1. Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits
2. 40oz of Peach Liquer
3. 80's style mullet wig
4. 1 bottle of cheap perfume
5. 1 pair of leather type jeans
6. 1 Neon belly shirt
7. 1 tube of bright red lipstick
With these items you will be able to replicate a genuine cougar, go prowl young lady.
With your infinite knowledge of the impaired can you tell me if it is possible to extract memories lost to an excess of LSD in youth?
I want to be taller, thinner and better hung. Is that a sin? If so, which one(s)?
Also, is it a sin to think you are smarter than everybody else if you actually are smarter than everybody else? Isn't that kind of like being better - just a self-evident quality that should be obvious to all with eyes to see, ears to listen and a wallet to buy me a beer?
In all false modesty,