DocDred, you're Fired!

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...
Then one day he was lookin at some goat
And up through his trousers came a rumbling sound
Manhood that is ..a woody..diamond cutter...


Well the first thing you know ole dred's a brothel owner
forum folk said move away from there
Rawdemocracy is the place ya outta be
so he loaded up his goats and moved to democracy!
 
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note to forum.....no worries mates it's just a song...WE Wuved Wu ....

this is me home...and it will take more than a good spanking ta make us leave.....

manly hand shakes to the guys....

courtsies and hand kissin to the ladies

kreskin is my new side kick...man can he line em up eh!!!!
 

Kreskin

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note to forum.....no worries mates it's just a song...WE Wuved Wu ....

this is me home...and it will take more than a good spanking ta make us leave.....

manly hand shakes to the guys....

courtsies and hand kissin to the ladies

kreskin is my new side kick...man can he line em up eh!!!!
You stab em, we slab em.
 

Cosmo

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***slaps forehead... walks across room... slaps Cosmo on the forehead for good measure***



Time to stop .... before I

any deeper.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...
OMG ... now they've converted Kreskin.
 

eh1eh

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I just spewed pepsi out my nose.

Its waaaay too early in the day for such ribald forum antics.

Main Entry: 1rib·ald
Pronunciation: 'ri-b&ld also 'ri-"bold, 'rI-"bold
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ribaud person of low status, scoundrel, lecher, from Anglo-French, from Old French riber to be debauched, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German rIban to be in heat, copulate, literally, to rub
: a ribald person

Definitley to early to be ribald.:lol:
 

DurkaDurka

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wow, nothing like getting to work, opening the forums and to see this thread breaking 100 posts... awesome.

I think I am going to visit the petting zoo today, Doc needs another companion.
 
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yeah i got the whole petting part confused as well...
When i heard about one i got really excited....couldn't wait to get there if ya catch my drift:roll:

You have no idea how on one hand i was sooo dissapointed and on the other i was sooooo happy did not go for this great idea i had......

I thought i would just dive into the whole event by shedding all my clothes in the car and running in with hands in the air shouting"I'm here my little pretties I'm here!!!"
 
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more humiliation!


ROFL!!!!!
AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

so you do you see my dilemma....Hermann my man*puts arm around the new convert*...let me show you some technique....goatastry is an art you know....i don't want you coming in to the brothel like a drunken miner and just bulling the hell out of the stock....let me teach you how to tweak your way to bliss.....