Jesus Christ: Extraterrestrial

[darkbeaver]

Monday, January 18, 2010

Jesus Christ: Extraterrestrial

A Baptist so-called "Moderator" on the pro-censorship and anti-freedom of speech website Christian Forums banned me for saying Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial.

According to the so-called Christian "moderator," who has obviously never read the Bible, it is blasphemy to believe that Jesus Christ's words are true.

"...ye are of this world; I am not of this world." -- Jesus Christ, extraterrestrial, John 8:23

"My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence." -- Jesus Christ, extraterrestrial, John 18:36
Posted by OilIsMastery

 

[El Barto]

I guess this proves that being on the net in front of the monitor for long periods of time finally radiated the brain. You weren't wearing your tin hat

 

[Johnnny]

he was a magician

 

[darkbeaver]

I guess this proves that being on the net in front of the monitor for long periods of time finally radiated the brain. You weren't wearing your tin hat

haha I never surf without it Bart my head is solid tin.

 

[petros]

Do they have an "Away Team"?

 

[El Barto]

haha I never surf without it Bart my head is solid tin.

you never take it off and never combed your hair?:lol:

 

[darkbeaver]

you never take it off and never combed your hair?:lol:

No that's what they're waiting for.

 

[El Barto]

No that's what they're waiting for.

Paranoia is set in very well

 

[darkbeaver]

Parranoya will get you every time. Did you hear that? Who's out there? The government is watching me. They are stupid enough.

 

[El Barto]

Parranoya will get you every time. Did you hear that? Who's out there? The government is watching me. They are stupid enough.

Are you sure???? I wouldn't be the canadian Goverment thats for sure, too slow too lazy , too many sick days.....

 

[Johnnny]

you guys have it all wrong, he was a magician that performed amazing tricks. He was the hoodini of his time. If we was an alien, im sure we would be subjugated as slaves working in there sugar mines

 

[El Barto]

no no no the bible was written by the ancesters of Monty Python
Jesus thing was a side skit

 

[Cliffy]

Yu guys are all gonna burn! Jezuz was a televangelist who was teleported back in time to save the Joos from the Romin pagans. The bible was actually written by Jimmy Swaggart and sent back with Jezuz..

 

[darkbeaver]

I'm sure that Issa had a sense of humour at one time he said laughing nervously as he hid his crossed fingers behind his arched back and howled and howled at a passing moon. Little did the congregation suspect that he would lead them to damnation later that evening on an alter made of kegs of beer and pickled eggs.

 

[Cliffy]

Monday, January 18, 2010

Jesus Christ: Extraterrestrial

A Baptist so-called "Moderator" on the pro-censorship and anti-freedom of speech website Christian Forums banned me for saying Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial.

According to the so-called Christian "moderator," who has obviously never read the Bible, it is blasphemy to believe that Jesus Christ's words are true.

"...ye are of this world; I am not of this world." -- Jesus Christ, extraterrestrial, John 8:23

"My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence." -- Jesus Christ, extraterrestrial, John 18:36
Posted by OilIsMastery

Isn't that the Enterprise beaming him down? I guess JC was from the future and his ascension was going Back to the Future.

 

[gerryh]

and JBee is considered offensive

 

[Cliffy]

and JBee is considered offensive

Congratulations! You are the first to be offended!

 

[gerryh]

just reinforces my belief that those that object the loudest about JBeee's posts on the u.s., or my posts on the u.s. or war are f*cking hypocrites.

 

[shadowshiv]

Congratulations! You are the first to be offended!

No, he is the first one to say that he is offended. I am sure there are other people that are offended here, but choose not to say anything as they figure it will cause everyone to jump all over them.

 

[Cliffy]

just reinforces my belief that those that object the loudest about JBeee's posts on the u.s., or my posts on the u.s. or war are f*cking hypocrites.

I thought that it has been established that everyone is a hypocrite to some degree. But I do agree. People who support war need to be medicated because trying to knock some sense into them with a 2 X 4 is illegal.