Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

shadowshiv

#91

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurka

if I can wipe my arse with the 1 ply at work, readers digest I can handle

But what about the ink stains?

shadowshiv

#92

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrude

too late

i lied about living in australia

I guess you'd fit in with the rest of us then, wouldn't you?

Zan

#93

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrude

too late

i lied about living in australia

aHa!! Ya lyin cheeky sot! It's you giving the Mods a bad name. Always knew ya had to watch those All-Purpose types.

Andem

#94

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Well the admin lives in the capital city of Germany

karrie

#95

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Andem

Well the admin lives in the capital city of Germany

Doesn't get much more Eastern than that now does it?

Ron in Regina

#96

Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Praxius

Ah.... but the ladies can't resist me rubbing my hairy irish nipples... mmmmmm..... bacon greese.... yeah, you like that don't you....... you love it..... here... let me get the toaster oven......

If you have Bears like we have Bears...You'd best not do that in the woods.

DurkaDurka

#97

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

German's make good beer, I'll give them that

hermanntrude

#98

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Andem

Well the admin lives in the capital city of Germany

scratch won't like that. We'd better change it for him.

shadowshiv

#99

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 6th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurka

German's make good beer, I'll give them that

I'll second that motion.

Praxius

#100

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by karrie

lol. the problem is that I'm in the city. A maneuver like that scares everyone around you. Mind you, they back off and give 'the drunk' some room when you start acting like that. lol.

Well that's even better because they then have the surrounding facial expressions to add to their fear

Praxius

#101

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurka

You should write snippets for Readers Digest

I thought of doing that for some magazine of some kind, but then I wouldn't have time to twist the screw into everybody's minds here on the internet

That and then I get paid for doing this, which means I have responsibilities to the company employing me, which means I have to sorta watch what I have to say, or I'll have a few offended readers come emailing, calling or showing up to the company to complain and protest my employment and the offending things I say, then the company is put in a tight position on what to do with me, or even worse, there would be some kind of law suit after so long, and then I have to explain even further to courts (and in more detail) on what I was saying, so that they understand I wasn't being a bigot, racist, or something else someone might get pissed about.....

....... and then it's work work work all the time, continually getting stressed and hearing peons who don't have their own article in a magazine bitching at me for things that think I said was wrong, as if I don't know how to do my job...... when I could simply tell them not to buy the damn thing if they don't like it......

.... and then I'm fired.

Well it was a fun ride while it lasted in my head.... now I don't actually have to do it because I now know the ending

Praxius

#102

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

Readers Digest? Isn't that a substitute for when you run out of toilet paper?

No no.... it's reading material when you have a crap and when it get's stuck on an angle and won't poop out, you eat the pages, let them digest and then it shoots right through and clears you right up.

Praxius

#103

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrude

OK i'm from england and i live in newfoundland and i have lived in alberta and ive visited nova scotia, ontario and the northwest territories. I lived breifly in australia and spent a lot of time in mainland europe. Do i best represent east or west, scratch? who will I understand best? will anyone understand me?

You live in Newfoundland, that's all that matters..... all that other stuff becomes irrelevent once you move to Newfoundland.... now you're just a newfie

Praxius

#104

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

But what about the ink stains?

Well at least the aligator in the toilet will have something to read when you poop..... wait, does text on your arse mirror when you refract it into the water of a toilet? I know in normal water it doesn't, but with poop and urine chemicals in the water, would that change the continuity of visual perspective of the atomic structure of imprinted arse text?

Praxius

#105

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in Regina

If you have Bears like we have Bears...You'd best not do that in the woods.

For some reason I got a visual of me riding naked on a bear with my irish greesy-hairy-bacon nipples through the mists of the forest with my hair flowing in the wind...... sorta wiccan in a twisted sorta way.

Kreskin

#106

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

We could make this truly Canadian and have a moderator from every federal riding. They could be MCCP's, Members of Canadian Content Parliament.

scratch

#107

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 7th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin

We could make this truly Canadian and have a moderator from every federal riding. They could be MCCP's, Members of Canadian Content Parliament.

You are jesting, I'm sure.

DurkaDurka

#108

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 12th, 2008

We need more Jewish-Albertans here in this anti-Semitic bordello.

hermanntrude

#109

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 12th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by scratch

You are jesting, I'm sure.

of course he's joking. the whole idea of representing each province with a moderator is a joke. Yours crazy assertion that where someone is posting from somehow affects their impartiality as a moderator is a joke. Your incessant and repeatedly irrelevant, annoying and pointless threads are, quite frankly, a joke.

scratch

#110

Re: Is all of Canada covered by current moderators?

Nov 12th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrude

of course he's joking. the whole idea of representing each province with a moderator is a joke. Yours crazy assertion that where someone is posting from somehow affects their impartiality as a moderator is a joke. Your incessant and repeatedly irrelevant, annoying and pointless threads are, quite frankly, a joke.

Earliest in the day `shot` that I have ever received.
No matter, like water off a duck's back.

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