Phrases you NEVER hear while watching England.
These comments are rarer than a funny Gary Lineker quip.
1) I love the way Gary Neville belts out the national anthem.
2) That's it lads, up and at 'em from the start.
3) At least Ashley Cole appears to have put studs in his boots this time.
4) Ian Wright could at least get a bit excited. It is England after all.
5) Look at Tord Grip, he's going absolutely mental!
6) Oh look, Michael Owen's doing his "Metal Mickey" goal celebrations.
7) Frankie Lampard and Stevie G are really gelling in the middle of the park.
8 ) I fancy Hargreaves to bang this in from 25 yards.
9) They way we've started this second half, Sven must have kicked some arse at half-time.
10) It's good to see we're going for more goals and not sitting on our lead.
11) If only Rio would get more involved in goal celebrations.
12) Now victory's assured, we should be able to sit back and enjoy the last half-hour.
13) Thank God for that. Jermaine Jenas is coming on.
14) Oh, these Budweiser ads really crack me up.
(On British TV, during a World Cup game, when advertisements are about to come on before the game, at half-time, and after the game and it says that this game is sponsored by Budweiser, we poke fun at Americans. There are two American men sitting at a desk in a studio and they are pretty dumb. On one gag, one says to the other: "Hey, Al. The FIFA World Cup has OTHER COUNTRIES playing in it! We're gonna have to learn all those names." And then the adverts come on. In nearly every game, it's a different joke.).
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