WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

[Dexter Sinister]

I'm quite sure mine is the biggest in the world, because my experience is that I'm always right and the world would be a far better place if more people would just agree with me and do as I say. In order to avoid causing you all to feel hopelessly inadequate, however, I won't tell you what it is. Just understand that it's bigger than yours.

 

[Sassylassie]

Go away and post one of your interesting ideas on another thread this one is all about me-get it. I am the smartest!

 

[FiveParadox]

Sassylassie, sorry hun ... but I just decided to steal one-half of your IQ. Added to my own, that makes my IQ arguably higher. Therefore I win. Oh! By the way, that old lady underwear just arrived (delivered by a rather fetching lad in shorts), and I have thoroughly beaten cortez over the head with them.

 

[Sassylassie]

Just remember to swing them high over your head and slappem like a girl. Thunk.

 

[cortez]

Re: RE: WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

cortez, since my IQ is x + 5, and your IQ was highest, at the time, at 324.9, my IQ was 324.9 + 5, therefore 329.9.

ummm
you would think someone with an IQ as high as you claim to have would understand sarcasm.........

 

[Sassylassie]

It appears that the masses have voted for Moi, no need for anyone else to post because I spoken with my five other personalities and we all agree that I am the smartest. Cheers, M.

P.S. Now I must go write a Novelea about myself and how wonderful and smart I am.

 

[Toro]

Re: RE: WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

Are you all morons... I have clearly stated that the IQ to beat is 324.9....

Damn.

You've got me beat.

Mine's 324.8.

 

[cortez]

Re: RE: WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

Are you all morons... I have clearly stated that the IQ to beat is 324.9....

Damn.

You've got me beat.

Mine's 324.8.

only just
i atribute that to my slightly left of center political leanings--

 

[Machjo]

Hey, Cortez... you spelt "centre" incorrectly!

 

[cortez]

Deliberitely, my dear Machjo. A true intellectual is far too busy contemplating the larger issues, and spelling is not one of thim.

Einstein, for exemple, failed math.

P. S. Center is correct in the USA.....

 

[Sassylassie]

What is this topic about again, biggest what?

 

[darkbeaver]

MA IQ ARE 11.

 

[cortez]

What is this topic about again, biggest what?

Never mind.......

If you have to ask the question, then.......

 

[Machjo]

Re: RE: WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

Deliberitely, my dear Machjo. A true intellectual is far too busy contemplating the larger issues, and spelling is not one of thim.

Einstein, for exemple, failed math.

P. S. Center is correct in the USA.....

But the USA ain't correct.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

My IQ is non-existent, for my brain transcends such lowly measures. My JPSL, however, is astronomically high.

 

[cortez]

OK Haggis, I will tentatively bite and expose my ignorance...

WHAT THE HELL IS JPSL....

 

[Said1]

I am a wrestling and country music fan and my IQ is 43

Wrestling and Huderites were the main attraction Sundays at the Flea Market in Clagary. :lol:

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: WHOSE IS BIGGEST....

OK Haggis, I will tentatively bite and expose my ignorance...

WHAT THE HELL IS JPSL....

For some reason, I thought you might bite. Why JPSL stands for Just Plain Smart Levels. :lol:

 

[Sassylassie]

Said1 that was funny. Well here in Windsor NS how big one's pumkin weighs in at seems to determine who's is the biggest.

 

[Said1]

Said1 that was funny. Well here in Windsor NS how big one's pumkin weighs in at seems to determine who's is the biggest.

:lol: Gardening is fun, requires skil and patience. Which reminds me, I don't think I rakes the leaves before it snowed, again.


There's nothing like pestering Huderite kids though, they weren't allowed to talk to us. Snobs.