What is it with women and talking?
- Thread starter Dexter Sinister
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For the record I am not here! I am working okay. Cosmo you poor lass you need a wife. I will change the list to be based on personality not gender.
Tactic 5: Read and study Guns and Amo you will need it. Not for gun information but military tactics and manuvers. Why, well as you know after work They like to wear the same outfit day after day after day after day. This is where the manuvers and tactics come into play, plan an attack to get this outfit in to the laundry plan early morning recons and removal. I know doing laundry at 2am sucks.
Tactic 6: Use of Their power tools. Example I was refinishing an office chair and needed to borrow the other halfs crow bar and electric staple gun. You'd think I'd asked for a kidney the wailing and moanen. Finally he lets me use these tools only to stand and critque my every move. Frustrated by him hovering and the malfunctioning staple gun I turned the gun around to face me and pulled the trigger to see what the problem was and pift staple into Sassy forhead. Well that set him into a right tizzy, please It wasn't like I shot him was it. So he has to take over this stage of the project because I can't be trusted. I learn from my mistakes It wouldn't of happened again. Note to self: Buy your own gun. Moral of the story they never and I mean never leave you alone with their power tools, I could be Meg Ruffmen and he still wouldn't share.
Tactic 7: Talking to ourselves is a defense mechanism, who really wants to talk about Hockey, the Grey cup what kind of china is that anyway. Gulf boring, boring bloody boring. Home Decor now that is a topic couples can talk about. Right.
Tactic8: Read Zans thread.
I must rest now from doing paper work all morning a two hour work out and walking the dog, raking the back yard (18 bags of leaves). Now it's all about his lunch.
Tactic 5: Read and study Guns and Amo you will need it. Not for gun information but military tactics and manuvers. Why, well as you know after work They like to wear the same outfit day after day after day after day. This is where the manuvers and tactics come into play, plan an attack to get this outfit in to the laundry plan early morning recons and removal. I know doing laundry at 2am sucks.
Tactic 6: Use of Their power tools. Example I was refinishing an office chair and needed to borrow the other halfs crow bar and electric staple gun. You'd think I'd asked for a kidney the wailing and moanen. Finally he lets me use these tools only to stand and critque my every move. Frustrated by him hovering and the malfunctioning staple gun I turned the gun around to face me and pulled the trigger to see what the problem was and pift staple into Sassy forhead. Well that set him into a right tizzy, please It wasn't like I shot him was it. So he has to take over this stage of the project because I can't be trusted. I learn from my mistakes It wouldn't of happened again. Note to self: Buy your own gun. Moral of the story they never and I mean never leave you alone with their power tools, I could be Meg Ruffmen and he still wouldn't share.
Tactic 7: Talking to ourselves is a defense mechanism, who really wants to talk about Hockey, the Grey cup what kind of china is that anyway. Gulf boring, boring bloody boring. Home Decor now that is a topic couples can talk about. Right.
Tactic8: Read Zans thread.
I must rest now from doing paper work all morning a two hour work out and walking the dog, raking the back yard (18 bags of leaves). Now it's all about his lunch.
Your wife sounds a lot like my husband, Dexter. He talks to me, himself, the dog.. sometimes he sings. I don't believe he's ever been quiet for five whole minutes, ever! I've learned to tune him out while nodding and mumbling "mmhmm, yep, really?" But every now and then I get busted when he asks me something that a noncommittal "hmph" doesn't cover.
I wonder if Dexter Sinister ever thought what it is like to be in one room with a man. When you come home exhausted in the vening, you just want to sit quietly in some shady corner, and read a book, or watch some TV, or just take a nap. You can never do it with a man around. He will talk to you about his day, he will want to make love to you, he will ask for his supper, never thinking that you want to be just left alone for a couple of hours :wink: It looks like Dexter Sinister and I could've been the perfect couple - we'd seldom talk, and so have ew opportunities to quarrel 
XD not all women are like that, i'm one that's not like that. I hardly ever talk people forget i'm there.
Re: RE: What is it with women and talking?
nope, that's not true about guys: doing only one thing at time.
Yes, you are right we (I) say let's do one thing at a time, in fact we don't follow that's ourselves (myself). We say it if only we don't want to help someone else.
Colpy said:
nope, that's not true about guys: doing only one thing at time.
Yes, you are right we (I) say let's do one thing at a time, in fact we don't follow that's ourselves (myself). We say it if only we don't want to help someone else.
Dexter was sterio typing Women. I for one an a very shy and quiet female, I rarely speak. I never take a subject off topic. I only speak when spoken to.
So what did everyone do today? I spent the day in the yard. Lord have mercy those LIllies were hard to dig up and then I had to prune four spruce trees. I hate my new wheel barrell it really sucks.
Did anyone see NCIS i missed it was it a new episode? It's almost shorts weather have any of you ladies had your legs waxed yet. I can't believe the deals that Stupid Store had on today, some great bargains. Don't buy the four for a dollar packages of seeds from the dollars store they may say "Pansy seeds" but it's really only quack grass. Should I cut my hair short?
I still don't know what Dexter was talking about. Sterio Typing!!!
So what did everyone do today? I spent the day in the yard. Lord have mercy those LIllies were hard to dig up and then I had to prune four spruce trees. I hate my new wheel barrell it really sucks.
Did anyone see NCIS i missed it was it a new episode? It's almost shorts weather have any of you ladies had your legs waxed yet. I can't believe the deals that Stupid Store had on today, some great bargains. Don't buy the four for a dollar packages of seeds from the dollars store they may say "Pansy seeds" but it's really only quack grass. Should I cut my hair short?
I still don't know what Dexter was talking about. Sterio Typing!!!
:evil: Gawd I hates wakin up early. Dang rain; right on the window. Wind about 100kph.
However, YAWWWWWWWWWWN, scratch scratch, since me and dog is awake, we snuck quietly into the computer/music/reading room to surf. Well, I surf, she sits. I scratch her ears. Hard to scratch and surf at the same time. She puts her furry little head on my lap to make sure I don't ignore her and accidently quit scratchin her ears. No fear. She's a woman too, and ya takes yer life in yer hands by ignorin. Or snorin. Then, when she's had enough ear scratchin, she buggers off. Nary a word. Just leaves. Anyone see an anology here? Nah! Ha ha.
They say opposites attract. I say opposites may attract, but if you marry one, you will, in later life, leave/kill/hate the person. Give me sameness every time. Dull, boring, predictable, nice, safe, sameness. No surprises.
Like, what the hell ya want? Adventure. What fer? Life's an adventure. Put two people (heterosexual in this case), in same room for any length of time and you got adventure. ha ha? he he?
Ok, here's the point: I'm a natural quiet type as you can see; introspective, quiet, shy...........a thinker........... :roll: :roll:
Me lovin wife (40 years this year......hey hey......ha ha.......nudge nudge) is exactly the same. 8O 8O ....................NOT :!:
Gotta confess (you'da never guessed): She's sittin there readin a good book. I'm sittin there readin "Fly tyin made Easy", and I'M ASKIN HER questions like "Whadya think of this here Green Drake"??
She goes "mmurph, wolsldjy, ssshfjit", and continues to read. So I ask her something else.
Get the picture :?: :idea: I'm the yakkin nutbar in our house. How this wonderful, attractive, intelligent gal has put up with me for 40 friggin years is beyond my Chipmunk like comprehension.
Must be I'm a great lover. El dongo..........nah........Who knows.
Ya know what?? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ugg.
:wink:
..............back to bed.
However, YAWWWWWWWWWWN, scratch scratch, since me and dog is awake, we snuck quietly into the computer/music/reading room to surf. Well, I surf, she sits. I scratch her ears. Hard to scratch and surf at the same time. She puts her furry little head on my lap to make sure I don't ignore her and accidently quit scratchin her ears. No fear. She's a woman too, and ya takes yer life in yer hands by ignorin. Or snorin. Then, when she's had enough ear scratchin, she buggers off. Nary a word. Just leaves. Anyone see an anology here? Nah! Ha ha.
They say opposites attract. I say opposites may attract, but if you marry one, you will, in later life, leave/kill/hate the person. Give me sameness every time. Dull, boring, predictable, nice, safe, sameness. No surprises.
Like, what the hell ya want? Adventure. What fer? Life's an adventure. Put two people (heterosexual in this case), in same room for any length of time and you got adventure. ha ha? he he?
Ok, here's the point: I'm a natural quiet type as you can see; introspective, quiet, shy...........a thinker........... :roll: :roll:
Me lovin wife (40 years this year......hey hey......ha ha.......nudge nudge) is exactly the same. 8O 8O ....................NOT :!:
Gotta confess (you'da never guessed): She's sittin there readin a good book. I'm sittin there readin "Fly tyin made Easy", and I'M ASKIN HER questions like "Whadya think of this here Green Drake"??
She goes "mmurph, wolsldjy, ssshfjit", and continues to read. So I ask her something else.
Get the picture :?: :idea: I'm the yakkin nutbar in our house. How this wonderful, attractive, intelligent gal has put up with me for 40 friggin years is beyond my Chipmunk like comprehension.
Must be I'm a great lover. El dongo..........nah........Who knows.
Ya know what?? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ugg.
:wink:
..............back to bed.
Wat's wrong with a chick who likes to talk? I tend to like chicks who are more outgoing, means i don't have to put in as much effort