peapod said:
5' 3 115 pounds...I guess..as long as I can get into my jeans I don't care....blue eyes....auburn hair...not RED!......older than mom...but well preserved.
Whoa! BABE ALERT! BABE ALERT! I LOVE auburn hair, of any length. Can I get into your jeans too... uh, sorry, strike that, evil thoughts got away on me there briefly. I also love a working woman in coveralls. I can picture you in your garden... pardon me while I go take a cold shower...
Whew! Okay, I'm alright now. Um... care to guess what Mrs. Sinister looks like? And what she wears while working in the garden?
Alright, fair's fair, so here's what I look like: 6'2", 200 pounds, waist is still 35 inches (I could still wear the same pants I wore to my high school grad those many years ago, except I don't have them), I haven't shaved my face (or anything else, ever, because I hate shaving; it hurts) for 22 years but I keep my beard neatly trimmed, no Grizzly Adams look for me, I'm 56 years old and still have a full head of hair, and it's still mostly black, unlike my beard, which is mostly gray. And I wear blue a lot.