CANADA IS PREPARING FOR WAR AGAINST MAGALAND
Canadian-born curler Erin McInrue Savage understands her sport isn’t the most popular of athletic endeavors in the United States. But she doesn’t think she should have to make the case that curling is a sport at all.
Yet that’s what Savage, a researcher on aging, said she was forced to do this month when an American Airlines employee at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport allegedly balked at allowing her to check her curling broom as sporting equipment.
“[The agent] said curling isn’t a sport,” McInrue Savage, 34, said Saturday, a day after documenting her exchange in a post that went viral on Facebook. “I told her it’s in the Olympics.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ort/?tid=pm_sports_pop&utm_term=.f2a6e780c777
In response, the Canadian Ministry of Defence (which also happens to be the Ottawa Curling Club), is mobilizing the entire nation for an attack on the U.S. to avenge what they laughingly call their "honour." Ain't that cute?
The Prime Minister of Canada, you know, the cute kid with the French name, said. . . where's that quote?. . . ah, hell, who gives a damn what that fairy said?
The Joint Northern Command has been put on high alert and told to look for any concentration of drunks carrying hockey sticks and curling rocks near the border.
In an attempt get the Canadian side of the story, our reporters scoured the city for an average Canadian. We found one guy wearing a red plaid flannel shirt and a stupid hat, so he could have been Canadian, and asked him what he thinks of this international crisis. He replied "Gord's dead, eh? Leafs, eh? O Canada, eh?"
We will be bringing you regular bulletins as this crisis develops.
Canadian-born curler Erin McInrue Savage understands her sport isn’t the most popular of athletic endeavors in the United States. But she doesn’t think she should have to make the case that curling is a sport at all.
Yet that’s what Savage, a researcher on aging, said she was forced to do this month when an American Airlines employee at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport allegedly balked at allowing her to check her curling broom as sporting equipment.
“[The agent] said curling isn’t a sport,” McInrue Savage, 34, said Saturday, a day after documenting her exchange in a post that went viral on Facebook. “I told her it’s in the Olympics.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ort/?tid=pm_sports_pop&utm_term=.f2a6e780c777
In response, the Canadian Ministry of Defence (which also happens to be the Ottawa Curling Club), is mobilizing the entire nation for an attack on the U.S. to avenge what they laughingly call their "honour." Ain't that cute?
The Prime Minister of Canada, you know, the cute kid with the French name, said. . . where's that quote?. . . ah, hell, who gives a damn what that fairy said?
The Joint Northern Command has been put on high alert and told to look for any concentration of drunks carrying hockey sticks and curling rocks near the border.
In an attempt get the Canadian side of the story, our reporters scoured the city for an average Canadian. We found one guy wearing a red plaid flannel shirt and a stupid hat, so he could have been Canadian, and asked him what he thinks of this international crisis. He replied "Gord's dead, eh? Leafs, eh? O Canada, eh?"
We will be bringing you regular bulletins as this crisis develops.
