My mother caught a big carp one time and when I took the hook out it Sh*t on me. Maybe that's the reason. things happen in life that scar you emotionally forever. Ever had a carp Cr*p on ye? I wish that carp had been constipated.
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Not a carp sh it, but fish sh it just the same, Pollack , cod, lobster. So maybe in a previous life you were a fish lured to culinary nirvana by the sauce. OK fish sh it is one of them exotic subjects that I only pretend to know about.
The fish had better do somthing about their hydrocarbon fin print.
Books? Yes, well, . . you might want to sit down. This is going to sound like a whale of tale but nothing fishy,
12 twelve, I don't have 59.11 minutes for this, the music, the fear, the panic,. what fu ukin ecological crisis, it's how it works, welcome to earth. God will protect me here in the valley of the shadow of death, the land of action It's always been like this. However I am intimadated by snowflakes. I don't think I can endure another ice age.
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1212?? I really didn't expect it to be over a thousand. Mind you the 212 might be boiling point so I have that much under my belt or do I now have 1424 to go??
By the way when classifying chicks into hens and roosters you gently lay it in the palm of your hand and cradle it's back and side with your 4 fingers and place your thumb on its upper belly and (most important step of all) turn your hand palm downwards and squeeze gently, then you turn the bird over and look and then toss it into the right box. The specialist from 'the City' were very fast and they got paid a loy of money for a few hours work. The trick was the right amount of pressure on the first go, otherwise it was just cruel and messy.
Then there was 'this guy' from solitaire who used to tell the staff to make sure and get the lights. I'm pretty sure my internal soundtrack of a few tunes would get me through 'the night'. On day 3 that harmonica is the only thing you will hear, it is also the best part, the rest if fluff.
Happy belated New Year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cO-g6orYGI
Oddly enough I got my X-mas gift on New Years, a guy mailed me a 400 page manuscript on why the bible is figurative and not a literal work as I have been claiming all these years. Only done the pre-face and the Genesis chapter but he and I already both know my version is going to be able to go point by point and then some. I'm also pretty sure that I would have got booted for 'preaching in the religious section' if I had not posted that the topic was too exciting for that to not happen, or at least no actual 'notice' so maybe they are getting used to me there. On the other site some poster indicated that I was trying to be a ghost and my reply was it only seemed like that because I visit 3 boards and the threads I end up replying to (on religion) are sometimes one more than one board at a time so instead of posting on one and then pasting it on the other ones I just split the single reply into 3 parts and post like that. It's sort of Jordan Maxwell and Admiralty Law, not every-bodies cup of tea. Still finding my version is better is not a disappointment. Enjoy the tunes doing something you like
By the way when classifying chicks into hens and roosters you gently lay it in the palm of your hand and cradle it's back and side with your 4 fingers and place your thumb on its upper belly and (most important step of all) turn your hand palm downwards and squeeze gently, then you turn the bird over and look and then toss it into the right box. The specialist from 'the City' were very fast and they got paid a loy of money for a few hours work. The trick was the right amount of pressure on the first go, otherwise it was just cruel and messy.
Then there was 'this guy' from solitaire who used to tell the staff to make sure and get the lights. I'm pretty sure my internal soundtrack of a few tunes would get me through 'the night'. On day 3 that harmonica is the only thing you will hear, it is also the best part, the rest if fluff.
Happy belated New Year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cO-g6orYGI
Oddly enough I got my X-mas gift on New Years, a guy mailed me a 400 page manuscript on why the bible is figurative and not a literal work as I have been claiming all these years. Only done the pre-face and the Genesis chapter but he and I already both know my version is going to be able to go point by point and then some. I'm also pretty sure that I would have got booted for 'preaching in the religious section' if I had not posted that the topic was too exciting for that to not happen, or at least no actual 'notice' so maybe they are getting used to me there. On the other site some poster indicated that I was trying to be a ghost and my reply was it only seemed like that because I visit 3 boards and the threads I end up replying to (on religion) are sometimes one more than one board at a time so instead of posting on one and then pasting it on the other ones I just split the single reply into 3 parts and post like that. It's sort of Jordan Maxwell and Admiralty Law, not every-bodies cup of tea. Still finding my version is better is not a disappointment. Enjoy the tunes doing something you like
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