Blue Balls? President Donald Trump said Friday that "very interesting documents"
related to UFOs will be released by the Department of Defense "very, very soon."
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They’ll be the biggest, best documents anyone has ever seen, felt, smelt, ever in the history of document revelation, and it’ll happen very soon. Very very soon. In fact, and let me be clear, it’ll be sooner than any one ever has released any documents!”
The president in February directed the Department of Defense to begin reviewing government files related to extraterrestrial life.
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Three women at the hairdressers are discussing their husbands.
The first says "My husband is a florist, and whenever he wants some action, he brings me two dozen gorgeous roses!"
To one-up her, the second women says "My husband is a jeweller, and whenever he wants some action, he brings me a beautiful ring or bracelet!"
The third woman bursts into tears. The others say "What's wrong, dear?" She sobs "I'm Melania Trump, and all my husband does is sit on the end of the bed and tell me how wonderful it's going to be when I get it!"