Re: RE: Tories and Quebec Sovereignty
#juan said:
If it came to a UDI, the first thing that would happen is that France would jump in and recognise them. If that happened, one of the first things that Canada should do is annex Saint Pierre and Miquelon.
Ok, and then what is Newfoundlanders going to do for cheap Liquor and Perfume?
Give me a break, #Juan, grap SPM? I can see the Headlines NOW:
DATELINE PARIS (UP)-After a tense night of negotiations, French negotiators have announced "They are at an impass with the Canadian Governemtn on the seizure of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, a small chain of Islands in the Gulf of St. Lawrence off Newfoundland which has population of 3000 people." This seizure in retaliation for France's Recognition of Quebec Independence has created a stir in these parts not seen since Al Capone learned how to ship Liquor out of SPM to a thirsty US Market beset by the Prohibition!
France is threatening the use of military force on Canada and with the liberation of SPM being planned, the US watches to the North and checks out their options in this matters which boils down to this, "Since France left Nato, we are not committed to assist France but with Canada taking SPM, we are hoping we ain't gotta help them either." Said President Edwards after learning about the crisis from Fox News. He said he would hate to lose either our supply of Mad Cows or Bad Cheese!
Meanwhile, Quebecois are celebrating in the street while US Electricity Interest flock to sign up for cheap abundant power at bargain basement prices!
As the Canadian Dollar drops below par with the Mexican Peso, tourists are flocking North to pick up bargains and fill their gas tanks!
British Columbia has just announced that it will become a dependency of California since it has strong ties to Hollywood and Left Coast, I mean the West Coast.
King Ralph of Alberta has just announced that he is flying down to Bush Land in Texas fo consultations and hopes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!
Its bleak night for the Honourable #Juan, PM of Canada as he decides to subject North America to mercy of Bad Cheese or look for the silver lining in that Cereal Boxes will no long have to be written in French but Spanish!
NOTE FROM MARTIN
Do Not invite the US Governement to any of your emergencies, do Not break up quebec, as a KATRINA survivor, the US Govt is unable to assist anyone for weeks and some have even said months! You could be living in a travel trailer park in Ottawa with either your mother-in-law, or all your children with no privacy. It seems tha bathroom doors have been removed from the trailers as a cost cutting measure so just beware, DO NOT CREATE ANY EMERGENCIES FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
Sincerely,