The US needs the UN to move to Jerusalem then nobody will care what happens within the borders. The sucking sound will be the swamp taking whom it will.
For those that think a good defense is a good offense might I suggest Sanctuary Swamp and Crematorium in the outbacks (doh) of Alberta. 3 hr drive to Jasper for wild sheep dip or world class skiing, whichever suits your fancy. Stupid insurance is available ones left behind, so is chicken insurance, more on that in the fine print.
can we visit your reality? The way you rave about it, sounds...well fake, but interesting.
His ideal suburb was curvy wide streets (empty) and not one blade of grass was out of place. Reality enters when you realize he lives in Boston.
Is his mother still alive? She'd be a shoo-in for a spot in the retroactive abortion program.
Soon as she lets the husbands come in from the fields she'll have a few moments before milking time comes around. You don't want to be around for that, trust me.