This suped-up Roadster is built to survive any kind of armageddon.

petros

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Mad Max

 

spilledthebeer

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Oooo is that the new 2020 Tesla Fireball?




OHHHHH! Real HOT car!


In related news - Tesla is being SUED by owners of older model Tesla electric TOY cars for imposing software upgrades


that RESTRICT their already decaying batteries to a maximum charge of 80% of the charge it could hold when it came out of the factory!


This was done in order to limit the chances of a FIRE during recharging! Apparently the FAST CHARGERS can generate a LOT of heat!



Yeah- can you imagine the screams if Ford motor company began tinkering with the range and power/speed settings


on a 6 year old vehicle! But electric TOY owners are expected to swallow hard and suck it up!
 

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How comfortable will they be after they run out of fuel?


No more heat, no more light, no more air conditioning? No way to flush a toilet since there is no water supply!


And of course since ALL the provincial parks are CLOSED - there is not even any legal place to park the machine!


Currently there are UNHAPPY snowbirds roaming Canada and trying to figure out WHERE TO LIVE since there is no longer



any legal place to park the RV.!


How many of them will wander north to lurk out of sight on seasonal roads and how many will get stuck out there an end up



dying from Wuhan Plague? Sounds like something from a Sci-fi movie doesnt it?
 

spilledthebeer

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Better off to pick up the latest copy of Guns 'N Ammo for all of your Covid-19 protection needs.... Outside that, any old car will do






Are you sure a car is practical for the END OF THE WORLD as we know it?


Ontari-owe LIE-berals got PRETTY SLOPPY about plowing snow BEFORE the Wuhan Pestilence hit!


How good a job will they be doing AFTER civilization ends?


Maybe you should get a horse?


You can always eat it in a pinch!


Cannot do that with a BUICK!