Things Women Wish Men Knew
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My wife said this once. “Don’t bother with the G-spot until you’ve mastered the A, B, C, D, E, & F-spots.”
Ok been there done that. mmmm, fun. Besides the G spot is a little out of the way.
Ok been there done that. mmmm, fun. Besides the G spot is a little out of the way.
Ok, scince no girls are posting here's a random 'chick thought' by eh1eh. “Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we’re mentally tickled to the point of laughter.” said some girl sometime. Take note guys.:smile:
Since so few females are posting here, can we men conclude that women think we already know the things women wish we knew? :-?
I know I already know everything I need to know about women. (note: sentence contains, no, no, no,.)
Lies lies. They don't care about the money? OMG *where's that rolling around smiley*. Find a 102 year old single guy with a billion dollars and there'll be a 25-year old blond pushing his wheelchair (just because she loves him and thinks he's a nice guy of course).
awww Kreskin, c'mon. Ya there's girls like that out there, but my gawd man, if you've got 102 years of life experience behind ya, and don't know when yer being taken for a ride (albeit via wheelchair) then.......... :idea:
anyway, seems our gals are a little reticent to share.
I'll see if I can kick start things a bit.
- Sincerity.
- Intelligence absolutely.
- Humour. (ooooh that's a biggie - humour is a huge indicator of intelligence)
- Self confidence - but not to the point of arrogance.
- Playful - mischievous is even better. ;-)
- Comfortable in a suit and jeans and able to tell when which is appropriate.
- If you're out with your gal, ACT like you're with her. If you need to ogle the cute waitress, maybe you should be trying to date HER instead of the gal who's trying to have a nice time with you.
- You certainly don't have to pay for everything, but you also shouldn't let the gal pay for everything either.
- Small gestures of affection... not necessarily expensive ones.
- Compliments once in awhile. (See above -Sincerity counts)
- If you've been together for long time, it's still nice to be asked out on an actual 'date'.
- Holding hands.
- Giving her the last bite of your chocolate bar.
- Good hygiene. Not to belabour the obvious, but some guys ... well you get the point.
- Touch - it's amazing how nuances in touch can affect us... keeping in mind, there's a difference between touching and mauling. of course there is a time and a place for both... up to you to figure out when and where, but if you're paying attention, it shouldn't be that difficult ;-)
a side note - My mother told me years ago that if I wanted to see how a man would treat me, I should watch how he treated his mother. That advice has proven itself to be true. Wish I'd listened to her. :lol:
ok gals, that's all I can come up with in a hurry, any of you like to add your thoughts?
anyway, seems our gals are a little reticent to share.
I'll see if I can kick start things a bit.
- Sincerity.
- Intelligence absolutely.
- Humour. (ooooh that's a biggie - humour is a huge indicator of intelligence)
- Self confidence - but not to the point of arrogance.
- Playful - mischievous is even better. ;-)
- Comfortable in a suit and jeans and able to tell when which is appropriate.
- If you're out with your gal, ACT like you're with her. If you need to ogle the cute waitress, maybe you should be trying to date HER instead of the gal who's trying to have a nice time with you.
- You certainly don't have to pay for everything, but you also shouldn't let the gal pay for everything either.
- Small gestures of affection... not necessarily expensive ones.
- Compliments once in awhile. (See above -Sincerity counts)
- If you've been together for long time, it's still nice to be asked out on an actual 'date'.
- Holding hands.
- Giving her the last bite of your chocolate bar.
- Good hygiene. Not to belabour the obvious, but some guys ... well you get the point.
- Touch - it's amazing how nuances in touch can affect us... keeping in mind, there's a difference between touching and mauling. of course there is a time and a place for both... up to you to figure out when and where, but if you're paying attention, it shouldn't be that difficult ;-)
a side note - My mother told me years ago that if I wanted to see how a man would treat me, I should watch how he treated his mother. That advice has proven itself to be true. Wish I'd listened to her. :lol:
ok gals, that's all I can come up with in a hurry, any of you like to add your thoughts?
this is great stuff zan
few of me comments then something a lil,obvious
Ok sooo whats with the muff diving apparatus.....I think the moron that needs a plastic thingy on the end of his nose with that contraption attached to him to have some foreplay is inane....Made me lol though...was going to go on about it a lot longer to make everyone think me a muff diving champion....LOL!!!!
Obviously the guy who put it together....hey actually...lets see now ...oh i get it .....multi tasking....
Does anyone realize the visions that just played through me head to get that
few of me comments then something a lil,obvious
awww Kreskin, c'mon. Ya there's girls like that out there, but my gawd man, if you've got 102 years of life experience behind ya, and don't know when yer being taken for a ride (albeit via wheelchair) then.......... :idea:
anyway, seems our gals are a little reticent to share.
I'll see if I can kick start things a bit.
- Sincerity.
- Intelligence absolutely.
- Humour. (ooooh that's a biggie - humour is a huge indicator of intelligence)
- Self confidence - but not to the point of arrogance.
- Playful - mischievous is even better. ;-)
- Comfortable in a suit and jeans and able to tell when which is appropriate.
- If you're out with your gal, ACT like you're with her. If you need to ogle the cute waitress, maybe you should be trying to date HER instead of the gal who's trying to have a nice time with you.
-I hate when I see that happening.You know if you want to stare at the opposite sex, and who doesn't, you can wait till yer alone. specially after years of marriage when we are older...
You certainly don't have to pay for everything, but you also shouldn't let the gal pay for everything either.
- Small gestures of affection... not necessarily expensive ones.
- Compliments once in awhile. (See above -Sincerity counts)
- If you've been together for long time, it's still nice to be asked out on an actual 'date'.
Thats what i entered this qiote for...EXCELLENT idea and I'm going to use it..flowers and all...nice one zan
- Holding hands.
- Giving her the last bite of your chocolate bar.
OUCH...sandy loves cats...this used to work in the beginning. I would pretend to play Kitty Kat to get some of her food if it was good...i would use the kitty kat card ....LOL
- Good hygiene. Not to belabour the obvious, but some guys ... well you get the point.
- Touch - it's amazing how nuances in touch can affect us... keeping in mind, there's a difference between touching and mauling. of course there is a time and a place for both... up to you to figure out when and where, but if you're paying attention, it shouldn't be that difficult ;-)
a side note - My mother told me years ago that if I wanted to see how a man would treat me, I should watch how he treated his mother. That advice has proven itself to be true. Wish I'd listened to her. :lol:
Thats a good one for both sexes
ok gals, that's all I can come up with in a hurry, any of you like to add your thoughts?
Ok sooo whats with the muff diving apparatus.....I think the moron that needs a plastic thingy on the end of his nose with that contraption attached to him to have some foreplay is inane....Made me lol though...was going to go on about it a lot longer to make everyone think me a muff diving champion....LOL!!!!
Obviously the guy who put it together....hey actually...lets see now ...oh i get it .....multi tasking....
Does anyone realize the visions that just played through me head to get that
Well I don't reckon it should be kept a secret actually.
Bugger, I'm having taking the piss block so I can't think of a good joke about this
Ok, serious mood on.
Being nice is good I reckon.
I don't think I've heard a woman ever said she would like her man who is even a little nasty or mean, whereas there are times some male friends told me to be a little bitchy!8O Now, that is something that is still beyond me.
There is a difference between being nice and allowing yourself to be a doormat and it's not good to be too nice to the point to be taken advantage of for both genders for sure.
Anyways... I heard from a former Bulgarian flatmate it's a custom there to bring a stem of red rose on a first date and of course on special days and I reckon that's a nice gesture to make.
You don't need to buy her diamonds, even though well if you would, we wouldn't refuse
Nay, I for one would feel a little uncomfortable feeling as if there is something behind even though probably isn't realised at that time, like there is an obligation to be met later and I wouldn't feel comfortable about that.
Unless from a boyfriend or a husband.
Bugger, I'm having taking the piss block so I can't think of a good joke about this
Ok, serious mood on.
Being nice is good I reckon.
I don't think I've heard a woman ever said she would like her man who is even a little nasty or mean, whereas there are times some male friends told me to be a little bitchy!8O Now, that is something that is still beyond me.
There is a difference between being nice and allowing yourself to be a doormat and it's not good to be too nice to the point to be taken advantage of for both genders for sure.
Anyways... I heard from a former Bulgarian flatmate it's a custom there to bring a stem of red rose on a first date and of course on special days and I reckon that's a nice gesture to make.
You don't need to buy her diamonds, even though well if you would, we wouldn't refuse
Nay, I for one would feel a little uncomfortable feeling as if there is something behind even though probably isn't realised at that time, like there is an obligation to be met later and I wouldn't feel comfortable about that.
Unless from a boyfriend or a husband.
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I would think being yourself is a good start. Pretending to be something that you are not will more than likely just end up causing strife furthur down the road.
"What do you mean you don't like romantic comedies? You told me they were your favourite before!" is just one of many examples.;-)
And staring at a woman's eyes rather than other parts of her body is certainly a wise move. Especially when you are first getting to know her.:smile:
"What do you mean you don't like romantic comedies? You told me they were your favourite before!" is just one of many examples.;-)
And staring at a woman's eyes rather than other parts of her body is certainly a wise move. Especially when you are first getting to know her.:smile:
Yeah, those kind of men are so transparent, and lack any depth of character or intelligence at all,
all I can think of at that moment, (and there have been some, even with men I'm not connected with
at all), is, get away from me, or, "Don't I have a head?", "hey, it's up here bozo."
I like looking into a woman's eyes. I especially find green eyes to be particularily beautiful, but I am not picky. When they say that eyes are the windows to the soul I can actually believe that, as I find that one can learn a lot from a woman(or man) just by looking into their eyes(most of the time anyhow).
Was just watching Damien Rice singing and when he said the lyrics,"Can't take my eyes off you" or "Can't take my mind off you", it looked like he meant it, maybe imagining somebody.
That'd be a nice thing to do, just to do little romantic things in times.
Being in Paris without anybody special don't feel romantic to me at all. It's the person that counts.
So Paris' view from Eiffel Tower's top floor is just a beautiful view which well does exist anywhere else, only not exactly the same, I suppose.
That'd be a nice thing to do, just to do little romantic things in times.
Being in Paris without anybody special don't feel romantic to me at all. It's the person that counts.
So Paris' view from Eiffel Tower's top floor is just a beautiful view which well does exist anywhere else, only not exactly the same, I suppose.
Hahaha, sounds like what my mum did!
Me dad used to have moustache, very short hair like a soldier, and never tucked his shirt in.
Then my mum gave him an ultimatum for him to shave his moustache and make it a daily routine to shave, grow his hair a bit and tuck his shirt in or otherwise they're over. Since then, he kept doing those things she asked till well death did them apart. He died young, about 24 years ago.
But I don't reckon people would change that much, no matter how you train them... Do you really reckon men would?
Me dad used to have moustache, very short hair like a soldier, and never tucked his shirt in.
Then my mum gave him an ultimatum for him to shave his moustache and make it a daily routine to shave, grow his hair a bit and tuck his shirt in or otherwise they're over. Since then, he kept doing those things she asked till well death did them apart. He died young, about 24 years ago.
But I don't reckon people would change that much, no matter how you train them... Do you really reckon men would?
So the rendezvous are around Scarberia? If I could go, most likely I'd go to Calgary only, blast!