Things Men Wish Women Knew

talloola

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thomaska said:
Secrets to bliss...

1. A man should have a woman who is a great cook.
while your doing what?

2. A man should have a woman who is classy and is great for any kind of elegant occassion that pops up.
As long as you remember to put on your deoderant, brush your teeth, and hopefully you don't smoke,
or your mouth will be unacceptable.

3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.


4. A man should have a woman who loves to clean and is meticulous in every sense of the word.
While your doing what?

Now listen up men...to achieve bliss, it is imperative that your wife or girlfriend never meet any of these other women!!!!
Sorry, you're too late, they all know each other, and are talking, you better move to another city.
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Talloola has done a great job on responding to all of the points below except no. 3 which I would like to add...

3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.
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Cause heaps of men last short like firecracker? ;)

talloola said:
thomaska said:
Secrets to bliss...

1. A man should have a woman who is a great cook.
while your doing what?

2. A man should have a woman who is classy and is great for any kind of elegant occassion that pops up.
As long as you remember to put on your deoderant, brush your teeth, and hopefully you don't smoke,
or your mouth will be unacceptable.

3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.


4. A man should have a woman who loves to clean and is meticulous in every sense of the word.
While your doing what?

Now listen up men...to achieve bliss, it is imperative that your wife or girlfriend never meet any of these other women!!!!
Sorry, you're too late, they all know each other, and are talking, you better move to another city.
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gopher

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Impetus said:
S'truth!
A garment that covers, but promises a peek at the right angle, or looks as though it could fall off at any second is far sexier than stark nudity.
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I regularly post on a women's pro tennis web site and one of the subjects we frequently talk about is the beauty of our athletes. The emphasis frequently being the costuming that the girls wear.

Once again, it is the women who prefer costumes that are skimpier and reveal more skin. And, contrary to what some women think, it is the men who prefer clothes that reveal LESS skin. For example, women do not like to see the girls wear hosiery. But the men generally do. Women like to see some navel, but men do not. We all, however, like to see exposed shoulders as that is very sexy.

Perhaps it is no coincidence that when the NFL decided years ago that it was going to attract women into its audience, this happened to be the time when the Dallas Cowboys came up with their cheerleaders in sexy outfits. Other teams followed suit. And guess what happened next --- the female TV audience for the NFL went up dramatically!

The majority of NFL fans are older men. And typically, they can't stand seeing women in skimpy outfits. I tell you in truth that I do not know of one older guy who likes the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and their revealing outfits. It's OK as far as I am concerned but to each their own.
 
gopher

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wholesome cheerleaders:




skanky cheerleaders:





Wholesome is definitely better!!:smile::smile::smile:
 
talloola

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gopher said:
wholesome cheerleaders:



The above are badly outdated and look too 'warm', need some style, but yes, wholesome, just old.
skanky cheerleaders:





Wholesome is definitely better!!:smile::smile::smile:
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These women above look so ugly to me, they embarrass me, the looks on their faces are pathetic.
Someone please tell me 'who' would think they look good.
I think Gopher really knows what he's talking about, and someday when these 'so called' women
look back on these pictures of themselves, they will feel so stupid. Please put some outfits on
that look 'sexy' and 'classy', as the above, don't.
 
gopher

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thanx talloola!

here's an award winning cheerleader who is noted for her wholesome appearance and good character:




Guaranteed: this is what men really want. :smile::smile::smile:

Skanky cheerleaders are nothing more than pukifaction.
 
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gopher said:
I regularly post on a women's pro tennis web site and one of the subjects we frequently talk about is the beauty of our athletes. The emphasis frequently being the costuming that the girls wear.

Once again, it is the women who prefer costumes that are skimpier and reveal more skin. And, contrary to what some women think, it is the men who prefer clothes that reveal LESS skin. For example, women do not like to see the girls wear hosiery. But the men generally do. Women like to see some navel, but men do not. We all, however, like to see exposed shoulders as that is very sexy.

Perhaps it is no coincidence that when the NFL decided years ago that it was going to attract women into its audience, this happened to be the time when the Dallas Cowboys came up with their cheerleaders in sexy outfits. Other teams followed suit. And guess what happened next --- the female TV audience for the NFL went up dramatically!

The majority of NFL fans are older men. And typically, they can't stand seeing women in skimpy outfits. I tell you in truth that I do not know of one older guy who likes the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and their revealing outfits. It's OK as far as I am concerned but to each their own.
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Interesting Gopher.

The other day I heard my wife in the living room mumble something (I was in the kitchen). I asked what she said. She said she was yelling at the TV.

"Why"?

"There's no way he was down. Bad call" she replied.

"What"? (me)

"I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL', she said. (Canadian Football just started the season last week). 'THERE'S NO WAY THE GUY'S KNEE TOUCHED THE GROUND".

Holy cow. Many years ago I introduced the game to her. Now she's a true fan, even watching it when I'm not.
 
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Last season, one of our local indy TV networks presented CFL games every week. Unfortunately, it does not appear that we will have games this season.

Well, at least we now have AFL on a delay basis but it would be nicer to have both leagues.

... naturally, with wholesome cheerleaders to inspire our interest!
 
Twila

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k, back to those chearleader...the first pick they do look young and wholesome.

The second pic they look of legal age...
 
Dreadful Nonsense

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Twila said:
k, back to those chearleader...the first pick they do look young and wholesome.

The second pic they look of legal age...
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LOL ya just made all the guys click back to see how legal are they?

I never really got off on the plastic pamala anderson look..it really doesn't do it for me.....you really do not want to know the reall inner recessess of what does turn me on ......but hey a lil cellulite and i'm off to the races....thats it ..i'm gonna leave it at that....
 
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