The New Religion

shamus11

Electoral Member



The New Religion


By

James Bredin

The new religion of the socialist left has arrived,
Kyoto Accord they dreamt up and contrived,
The Americans and Australians are not in,
Still environmentalists think that this is a win win.

China and India have both been excused,
New religious nuts are not in the least bit amused,
Kyoto protocol international religion soon,
They want us all to join, maybe before June.

Their climate change conferences are always a success,
To impress us all that we are in great distress,
And unless we join up the world could come to an end,
But their religion can save us if you comprehend.

Americans refused the mandatory ceilings,
Left the environmentalists shattered and reeling,
But they hid all this plus our added global taxes,
Closed-door sessions and no outgoing faxes.

No referendums allowed because it’s a done deal,
Those who are in, are in because of religious appeal,
And we the people like a herd of sheep follow along,
Without referendums in lock step like we all belong.

Goody-two-shoe environmentalists will guide the way,
No need to mention the global taxes we’ll pay,
To help Swiss-account dictators somewhere over there,
In UN developing countries without delay.

While their journalists disguise their true agenda,
Gobbledegook words, wall to wall propaganda,
They’ve written a book of rules like any new religion,
We’ll obey these rules like any well trained pigeon.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006
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Finder

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shamus11, did the last 10 shamus's die of lung cancer, or perhaps tainted water? Just wondering why you have such a hate on for the tree hugging hippies... Perhaps a hippie kicked you in the balls?

hmmmmmm when I imagine what "shamus11" I imgaine some neo-con old fart seething whenever he reads the Sunday sun saying "god damned tree hugging pinko commies are ruining the world so I can't go out in my SUV, smoke in the local hospital, and dump chemical waste into the lack anymore!!!"
 

Dexter Sinister

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Here's a good new religion: you should all worship me. That means you should be extra special nice to me at all times, agree with everything I say, supply me with all the expensive single malt scotch I want, provide nude dancing girls on demand, and give me spontaneous and costly gifts every day. Gold bullion is good.

And just in case (hey, a new pseudonym: Justin Case) you have any doubts: I find it impossible to take this seriously.
 

Finder

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Dexter Sinister said:
Here's a good new religion: you should all worship me. That means you should be extra special nice to me at all times, agree with everything I say, supply me with all the expensive single malt scotch I want, provide nude dancing girls on demand, and give me spontaneous and costly gifts every day. Gold bullion is good.

And just in case (hey, a new pseudonym: Justin Case) you have any doubts: I find it impossible to take this seriously.

How about we get some monkeys for you which will throw their feces at you in reverence?
 

Jay

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How about we get some monkeys for you which will throw their feces at you in reverence?

You'll find lots of those on French campuses right now.