Nope, nobody stands on top of me, and certainly not anyone making Tarzan noises.
Must've been your friend then. You likely should have given him a hand. I guess there was no money in it for you though...
Faulty logic.
Kind of the point, C. It was based on faulty logic, it was meant to demonstrate that. In your rush to crucify me, either because I look like Jesus or because I deny he existed, you missed that.