The Leftist's version of Halloween

Blackleaf

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And yet were a man to affectionately call his leftie girlfriend "pumpkin" she'd start crying and call him a "sexist patriarchal pig."
 

Hoof Hearted

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I don't find this thread to be funny at all.

Just recently I sat my immediate family down and broke the news.

After 55 years of living a lie, I'm now going to be my true self and i am identifying as a house plant.

From now on, you can all address me as 'Fern'.

Thank you for your understanding during this difficult transition.
 

pgs

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I don't find this thread to be funny at all.

Just recently I sat my immediate family down and broke the news.

After 55 years of living a lie, I'm now going to be my true self and i am identifying as a house plant.

From now on, you can all address me as 'Fern'.

Thank you for your understanding during this difficult transition.
But , but , what about shrinking violet ?
 
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Ron in Regina

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I don't find this thread to be funny at all.

Just recently I sat my immediate family down and broke the news.

After 55 years of living a lie, I'm now going to be my true self and i am identifying as a house plant.

From now on, you can all address me as 'Fern'.

Thank you for your understanding during this difficult transition.
Ok Fern, I gotta ask, “What’s your pronoun” in addressing you, & is it singular or plural???
 
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