Ted Cruz: Can't touch this

Walter

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HAHAHAHA! Laugh of the year when you consider his coloring book that says Obamacare is worse than any war. Try saying that to the victims of Hitler's holocaust or any other group of war victims.
Godwin again.
 

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But Ted, what about state rights............?








Ted Cruz attacks Obama for not locking up marijuana users in Colorado





Voters in Colorado and Washington state voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana in 2013, but federal law still prohibits the use of the drug. The Department of Justice announced in August of 2013 that it would not target for arrest adults who used marijuana in compliance with state laws.


Cruz said the Obama administration should continue imprisoning people for using marijuana until federal law is changed.




Senator Ted Cruz attacks Obama for not locking up marijuana users in Colorado | The Raw Story






And in more depressing news...............




Ted Cruz still Canadian


Ted Cruz still Canadian as immigration lawyers express confusion - Canada - CBC News
 

tay

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Those right wingers and their knee-slapping sense of humor.


Good ol' boy Ted Cruz held what he billed as a Freedom Rally this past Saturday, wherein conservative extraordinaire Bill Whittle fired up the crowd by hilariously advocating the murder of people driving cars bearing California license plates.


Raw Story has posted a video of Whittle making these funny, funny jokes while those in the audience responded with guffaws and applause.






I’ve said this several times in Texas before and I’ve said it to Mr. Cruz as a representative of the Texas government, I’ve said it to Gov. (Rick) Perry directly, and now I’m going to say it to you as individual Texas citizens. You will see a lot of cars coming west heading east on Interstate 10, and they’re going to have California license plates on them. Now, if you see these cars pull into rest areas or hotels or restaurants, that’s fine; wave goodbye, make sure they go out on the Louisiana end. But if you see them pull off into residential areas, you need to open fire on these vehicles immediately. Immediately. Not with 9mm or AR rounds; you need to put mortars on those things, you cannot take any chances. What’s the worst that could happen to you? I mean, honestly, this is Texas, right? You’ll stand in front of a Texas judge, (and) he’ll say, ‘Did you shoot up that car full of Californians?’ You’ll say yes, he’ll say why.

You’ll say, ‘Well, your honor, they needed killing.’ And he’ll say, ‘We’ll strike a medal in your honor,’ and off you go.


That there is comedy gold...................
 

Walter

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Those right wingers and their knee-slapping sense of humor.


Good ol' boy Ted Cruz held what he billed as a Freedom Rally this past Saturday, wherein conservative extraordinaire Bill Whittle fired up the crowd by hilariously advocating the murder of people driving cars bearing California license plates.


Raw Story has posted a video of Whittle making these funny, funny jokes while those in the audience responded with guffaws and applause.

That there is comedy gold...................
Lefties like to dish out but they can't take it.
 

tay

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Senator Ted does not like the Facts.
Senator Ted does not like the Speaker's Acts.

He does not like being in a Box.
He does not like being shunned by Fox.
He does not like a more reasonable House.
He does not like being upstaged by a Mouse.


Senator Ted does not like the historic Facts.
Senator Ted does not like the Shutdown Flack.
Senator Ted likes to Object.
Senator Ted likes to Upset.

But he does not like their sinking Boat.
He does not like being their Goat.
He does not like losing the Austerity Game.


And he certainly does not like taking the Political Blame.




[...]
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) argued forcefully Sunday that the government shutdown late last year was not the Republican Party's fault, but was in fact the Democrats' doing -- a contention that even members of Cruz's own party disagree with.
"I think it was a mistake that President Obama and the Democrats shut the government down this fall," Cruz said on CBS's "Face the Nation," according to a transcript. "The reason they did so is that President Obama dug in and said he wouldn't compromise and he wouldn't negotiate."
[...]




Boehner has since acknowledged that attempting to defund Obamacare was a failed strategy. And he said last week on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" that the GOP was indeed responsible for the shutdown.




[...]
During the shutdown, Cruz and other tea party conservatives said they wouldn't vote to fund the government unless the agreement eliminated funding for Obamacare. The White House and Democrats, meanwhile, balked at any changes to Obamacare.
Eventually, after more than two weeks of a shutdown, GOP leaders like House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) gave in and passed a bill without Obamacare changes -- over the objections of Cruz and others.
[...]







Senator Ted does not like the GOP's Green Egg Facts



www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9EX2XkpPgE
 

tay

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Perhaps we should take up a collection to help the good Senator get rid of his Canadian citizenship.





It is indeed curious as to why he is stalling on this.


Maybe he wants to keep his 'toe in' for Health Care, just in case.............
 

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It is indeed curious as to why he is stalling on this.


Maybe he wants to keep his 'toe in' for Health Care, just in case.............
How do you know he is stalling?
 

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OOPS, I accidentally gave this racist crap a thumbs up!

do we decent posters have to tolerate racism from any poster just because he has been here a long time? If so I am out of here.
You must be a revisionist. Those books were revered until the political climate changed. Now those books are banned. Very poor reflection on out "tolerant" Liberal society. Here's yer hat. What's yer hurry?