Poor little oinker. Some creatures just need our help to get along in this modern technical world. Our old bully named Currly, who was also deaf when we got him, was such a beast. Once we returned from shopping to find him missing. Being deaf it makes no difference if we called him. So we looked for him and the bedroom left the first clue.
A pillow and pillow case were missing from the bed, a usual place he would, being a very bad little doggie, go sleep when no one was there to tell him not to. The next clue was in the form of a a closed bathroom door where this story next leads us. Upon attempting to open the bathroom door, I found a heavy resistance to my pushing. AH HA! found one piggish bully encased in a pillow case, which had blindly floundered off the bed, out the door into the hall and finally into the open bathroom, where in this sight deprived state(pillow and case over his head) he managed to close the bathroom door. Faced with the greater problem of his inability to stop and back out of the pillow case, he stopped what he was doing and promptly fell asleep on the pillow in the case, within the bathroom. Surely someone would come along to rescue him from the dire predicament he managed to get himself into.
That's faith man.