South Dakota pulls 'Don't Jerk and Drive' safety campaign

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Sal

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Machjo said:
Damn you Sal!
Okay, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer this evening obviously...

No, no, I mean knife as in utensil okay. Kitchen utensil. Don't make a pun on drawer now... Right, drawers, just as I was typing that. I hate English.
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LOL... well it was worth the laugh and that's an important function in life

and I shall stop punning :p
 
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B00Mer said:
Maybe you should stop and pick up a hooker on the way home... unless Cannuck has scooped them all up first. ;)
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And what would I do with a hooker without the key even if I wanted to see one. I can live without sex. And you?

JLM said:
Do you think a self respecting hooker would be scooped by Cannuck?:)
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Ouch.

B00Mer said:
Money talks, I guess if he has enough to spend. It depends what his wife gives him for a weekly allowance.
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I forgot about that. Never mind the key. I have an allowance to contend with too. But again, I can live without sex if I must.
 
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B00Mer said:
Fukk NO!!!

Dude I'm 50 years old in less that 10 days, and I'm still dating 22 to 25 year old women.. I love women, and enjoy sex.

When I hit 85 I may slow down.. but I hope to be living in Panama or Costa Rica at that time..
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Hmmm... Have you considered seeing a psychologist with a specialization in sex addiction? He might be able to help. Enjoying sex is one thing. Being a slave to it is something else entirely.

And what's eith the 'Fukk NO!!!'? I enjoy bring locked up. To know that someone else has complete control over my sex life turns me on, and she'll unlock it only when she damn well pleases and I'd have it no other way. :)
 
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Machjo said:
Hmmm... Have you considered seeing a psychologist with a specialization in sex addiction? He might be able to help. Enjoying sex is one thing. Being a slave to it is something else entirely.
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I don't need a sex addiction psychologist...

You're a prude I guess. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex, and with seeking out partners that can keep up with you and enjoy to experiment.
 
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Machjo said:
Hmmm... Have you considered seeing a psychologist with a specialization in sex addiction? He might be able to help. Enjoying sex is one thing. Being a slave to it is something else entirely.

:)
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If you must be a slave, it's not too bad if you are doing something you enjoy! :)
 
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