Soaring Gas Prices At The Pump

[Hoof Hearted]

Yeah...

A sheik wakes up overseas and bruises his balls on the bedpost so gas prices in Canadian cities skyrocket.

Collusion much?

 

[Danbones]

What's that you say?

You have given all your extra cash to All Gore to fight man made global warming...

You have nothing left to spend on hurricane Harvey price inflated gas?

oh dear...

Did you hear about the next storm coming in?

 

[Hoof Hearted]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

 

[Danbones]

Yeah "they" got us all beating the crap out of each other while they rape the crap out of us

but I hear you
lol

 

[Durry]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

That's not very nice, just some dude making min wage, trying to make a few extra bucks, probably an immigrant.

 

[Blackleaf]

It's not gas which comes out of those pumps. It's petrol.

 

[Johnnny]

$1.22 yesterday

 

[Walter]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

You're an asshole.

 

[B00Mer]

No gas in Dallas...

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

How old are you? 16?

Grow up loser

 

[petros]

$1.22 yesterday

Cheapest estate locally is 0.92

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

Most people would have read the sign on the pump after their 2nd or 3rd press. The guy was probably busy selling cigs to somebody inside to notice you at the pump before your 6th attempt. The rest of what you did was rather childish.

 

[gerryh]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

And I'm an a$$hole.......Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.


Grow up.... sure hope your kids didn't see their 2 yr old father's antics.

 

[Bar Sinister]

I pulled into a Gas Station in town one late night. I kept pressing the reset button, but it wouldn't prompt. So finally I push the intercom button to ask the inside attendant what the problem is. He tells me...

"You have to pre-pay after 11pm. Come inside first before you fill up."

The arsehole made me press the button 6 times...and THEN the intercom button before telling me!

So I took every gas hose at the station out of it's holder and threw them all on the ground...pressed the intercom button again to tell him to screw off.... then drove away.

That way HE had to come outside to hang up all of the hoses.

Chya!

I've got a simpler solution. When I come to a pay first station I drive to the next one.