Snakes in a Hospital

[Spade]

You would think that Saskatchewanians would take the snakes' advice and eat an apple or two. After all, an apple a day... Then, the snakes would have the building to themselves!
Snakes causing hissy fits at Sask. hospital - Saskatchewan - CBC News
PS
Love garters.
Hissy fit, anyone?

 

[karrie]

lol @ hissy fit.

Garters are cute as hell.

 

[Spade]

Garters are cute as hell.

Especially in summer, with a helping prairie wind.

Snakes on a plain - can't beat them!

According to the Ophiologists' Almanac, today is the Pink Full Moon. Saskatchewanians must be going snaky.

 

[L Gilbert]

Snakes are cool. I disagree with this part, though; "Garters are harmless". They aren't particularly clean critters and if they bite, it's quite possible to develop some nasty effects.

 

[SLM]

It's cool.....

...this dude's got it covered.

 

[Spade]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[karrie]

Snakes are cool. I disagree with this part, though; "Garters are harmless". They aren't particularly clean critters and if they bite, it's quite possible to develop some nasty effects.

Not to mention that on lino floors, or stairs, I bet stepping on one would be really dangerous.

 

[Goober]

I hate snakes- Big Yuck -

 

[L Gilbert]

Not to mention that on lino floors, or stairs, I bet stepping on one would be really dangerous.

Good point. Probably be much like walking on the peel of an over-ripe banana .

 

[karrie]

Good point. Probably be much like walking on the peel of an over-ripe banana .

only... rollier.

 

[L Gilbert]

only... rollier.

Maybe but I doubt it. I think they'd split open and spew innards all over.

 

[karrie]

Maybe but I doubt it. I think they'd split open and spew innards all over.

I catch myself curious about how to test these hypotheses without being a psychopath.

 

[L Gilbert]

I catch myself curious about how to test these hypotheses without being a psychopath.

Find a dead one and step on it.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Find a dead one and step on it.

Those ones don't smell so nice....unless you're a Husky, then they
smell wonderful!! So much so that you'd just wouldn't be able to
restrain yourself from rolling in it...repeatedly. Trust me on this.

 

[SLM]

Those ones don't smell so nice....unless you're a Husky, then they
smell wonderful!! So much so that you'd just wouldn't be able to
restrain yourself from rolling in it...repeatedly. Trust me on this.

Dogs often have a weird definition of "OMG, that's wonderful stuff!". Lol.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Dogs often have a weird definition of "OMG, that's wonderful stuff!". Lol.

Yes they do! And rarely do they find the truly pungent stuff when you
can walk them home and scrub them down. The last long dead snake
the Husky found irresistible was about 10 miles from home. Ugh....

Where in this:

...do you stuff a Husky that you can't get within 25ft of without gagging, to get him home? Usually
rolling in a dead animal follows a swim in a scummy pond or too slow moving creek also.

 

[SLM]

Yes they do! And rarely do they find the truly pungent stuff when you
can walk them home and scrub them down. The last long dead snake
the Husky found irresistible was about 10 miles from home. Ugh....

Where in this:

...do you stuff a Husky that you can't get within 25ft of without gagging, to get him home? Usually
rolling in a dead animal follows a swim in a scummy pond or too slow moving creek also.

The Mitt Romney Dog Carrier???


KIDDING.

 

[Ron in Regina]

All windows (& the sunroof) open, with two dog & the driver all having their heads
out different windows.

 

[karrie]

Find a dead one and step on it.

It would have to be really fresh dead. The tensile strength of skin presumably changes with decomp, no?

Those ones don't smell so nice....unless you're a Husky, then they
smell wonderful!! So much so that you'd just wouldn't be able to
restrain yourself from rolling in it...repeatedly. Trust me on this.

Still better than rotten white fish

 

[DurkaDurka]

I am totally snake proof, I douse my self with donkey piss and they ignore me