Shooting Feral Cats

[gopher]

Ding, dong, bell, pu.ssys in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Flynn.
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.
What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pu.ssy cat,
Who ne’er did him any harm,
But killed all the mice in the farmer's barn





In the original version Kitty was drowned by the naughty boy:






Jacke boy, ho boy newes,
the cat is in the well,
let us ring now for her Knell,
ding dong ding dong Bell

 

[tober]

Ding, dong, bell, pu.ssys in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Flynn.
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.
What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pu.ssy cat,
Who ne’er did him any harm,
But killed all the mice in the farmer's barn

In the original version Kitty was drowned by the naughty boy:

Jacke boy, ho boy newes,
the cat is in the well,
let us ring now for her Knell,
ding dong ding dong Bell

I tot I saw a pooty cat?

 

[karrie]

"The women?" You mean both of you? You really try too hard, Soft bits.

All the more reason to make sure we don't talk I suppose.

 

[tober]

All the more reason to make sure we don't talk I suppose.

Sshhhhhh.

 

[karrie]

second childhood

mental age(12) compared to physical age(old)

lol, don't all men get stuck at about that twelve year old mentality?

 

[SLM]

lol, don't all men get stuck at about that twelve year old mentality?

I think there's a sliding scale......and some have slipped right off the scale. 8O

 

[tober]

lol, don't all men get stuck at about that twelve year old mentality?

Ah ah ahhhhh, Small bits, your misandrist bent is showing again.

 

[karrie]

When you can't tell people are having a lark due to current events, you might want to crank up your humour detector.

 

[Locutus]

....

Anybody else?

 

[Zipperfish]

Really? When in the paragraph right before that you described what happens when dogs go feral? They certainly do go feral, both dogs and cats, I've seen them do it. 10,000 years of domestication hasn't bred that out of them, but I suspect only an abandoned dog will go feral, a properly cared for household pet will not, it'll stay with its family pack. Not so with cats, I've seen a pampered household cat go feral, and even the best fed domestic cats will still kill small critters if they can, they and weasels are among the few predators that'll kill when they're not hungry but apparently just because they like it.

Yeah, maybe I used the wrong owrds. I meant to say that domestic cats that go feral are still not the same as their wild counterparts. I would say that thousands of years of domestication has bred that out of them. Certainly that's the case with dogs. If you removed humans from the planet right now, cat populations would be OK, but dogs wouldn't last long at all.

 

[petros]

What make a working cat feral and a working dog domesticated?

 

[CDNBear]

Awww tuber, you didn't heed the warnings, and the clock ran out on ya, it was a slice old chap.

Hmmm, the other sock puppet is suspiciously quiet today, lol.

 

[SLM]

Awww tuber, you didn't heed the warnings, and the clock ran out on ya, it was a slice old chap.

Hmmm, the other sock puppet is suspiciously quiet today, lol.

Well yeah. Someone made a point about not heeding warnings.

Anybody else?

I don't like to mention names, but someone did make that point.

 

[spaminator]

Soft bits

Small bits

there aint nutin small or soft about our karrie!

 

[SLM]

there aint nutin small or soft about our karrie!

Wait, you're saying she's large and hard? She's gonna thump you.

Run Forrest, Run.

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[karrie]

there aint nutin small or soft about our karrie!

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bahaha.... I don't really know how to take that.

 

[CDNBear]

bahaha.... I don't really know how to take that.

Like a woman.

 

[SLM]

Like a woman.

Strong, confident and formidable?

 

[CDNBear]

Sexy, strong, confident and formidable?

fify.

 

[SLM]

fify.

My bad, my complete bad. Lol

Conversely you can always choose this route.

LOL.